最受欢迎的美剧――老友记第十季剧本

Season61001TheOneAfterJoeyandRachelKiss[Barbados,MonicaandChandler'sRoom.TheybothenterfromRoss'sroom.Monicastillhasherbig,frizzyhair.]Monica:Oh,thewayyoucrushedMikeatpingpongwassuchaturn-on.Youwanna...?(playswithherfingeronChandlerschest)Chandler:Youknow,I'dloveto,butI'malittletired.Monica:I'llputapillowcaseovermyhead.Chandler:You'reon!(theystarttogetready,butthenPhoebeentersthroughthedoorfromRoss'sroom)Phoebe:Hey!Monica:What'sup?Phoebe:Well,okay,Mike'stakingashower,whichbythewaythere'snolawagainst.Andthenwe'regonnagrabsomefood,soifyouwant...(there'sadoorslamminginRoss'sroom,andsomeindistinctmurmuring)Ross:...finally...Phoebe:IsthatRoss?Monica:Yeah,youcanheareverythingthroughthesestupidwalls.Phoebe:Soundslikehe'swithsomeone.Chandler:Hecouldbealone.ThismorningIheardhimdopush-ups,andthentalktohistriceps.Monica:Waitaminute,IthinkPhoebe'sright.YouknowIhearsomeoneelseintherewithhim.(theyallputtheirearagainstthewalltobeabletohearwhat'sbeingsaid.WemovetoRoss'sroomwhereheandCharliearekissing.)Charlie:Ooh...Dr.Geller!Ross:God,you'reamazing...Ididn'tevenhavetoaskyoutocallmethat.Monica:OhmyGod,that'sCharlie!Chandler:She'scheatingonJoeywithRoss!Phoebe:Ohthattart...floozy...giant...Monica:I'mnotsureaboutthis.Phoebe:Yeah,you'reright.Thisisnoneofourbusiness.Monica:NoI'mnotsurethatit'sthebestwaytoheareverything.Someonegetmeaglass!Phoebe:Oh,I'mnotgonnadothis,okay?I'mnotgonnaeavesdroponmyfriend.Rachel:(throughwall)Ooh...IloveBarbados!(Phoebestartstolistenattheotherwall,whereRachel'sroomis.There,JoeyandRachelarekissing.)Joey:Ooh...Ican'tbelieveI'mkissingyou.I'mkissingRachel!Rachel:Iknow,I'mher!(theystarttokissagain,andPhoebeturnstoChandlerandMonica)Phoebe:(whispering)RachelandJoey!It'sRachelandJoey!!!Monica:What?Phoebe:Getoverhere!(ChandlerandMonicatakeasprinttotheotherwall)Rachel:ooh...Chandler:Wow!Monica:(inherMonica-excited-way...TOOLOUD!)OhmyGod,Ilovehowthinthesewallsare!(Intheroomsnextdoor,Joey,Rachel,RossandCharliestopkissingandtrytounderstandwhattheyellingwasabout.Afterawhiletheycontinuekissing.We'rebackinChandlerandMonica'sroom.MonicahassomeofherownhairstuffedinhermouthbyChandler.)Monica:(muffled)Thankyou.OPENINGCREDITS(RachelandJoey's)Rachel:Hey,youknow,beforeyousaidthatnothingcouldhappenbetweenus?Whatchanged?Joey:Well,IonlysaidthatbecauseofRoss,youknow.ThenIsawhimkissingCharlie...Rachel:What?RossandCharlie?(Joeynods)Wow!She'sreallymakingherwaythroughthegroup,huh?Ah,whoamItotalk?(ChandlerandMonica's)Monica:Ican'tbelievethis.RachelandJoey?Chandler:Howaboutthedinosaurtwinsintheotherroom?No-oneismanningthatwall!Monica:I'monit!Chandler:Anything?Monica:IthinkIhearcurtainsclosing...Phoebe:We'vegotshoesbeingkickedoffoverhere.Monica:Bedsprings,unmistakable!Chandler:Youdorealisethat'syourbrother?Monica:Notuntilyousaidit.Somebodyswitch!(ChandlermakesaclickingsoundwithhisfingersandPhoeberunstotheotherwall.MonicareturnstoChandlerswall.)Waitaminute...RossandCharlie,JoeyandRachel,PhoebeandMike!We'retheonlypeopleleavingwiththesamepersonwecamewith.Chandler:That'snottrue.IcamewithMonicaandI'mleavingwithWeirdAl.Monica:Okay,I'vehaditwiththehairjokes.Tomorrowmorning,beforeweleave,I'mgoingtothesalon.Chandler:OkayBuckwheat!Phoebe:Yougottahearthis,it'sgreat...It'slikefreeporn!(Chandlereagerlyrushesover)(RossandCharlie's)Ross:Weh...*sigh*Charlie:uhm...Iseverythingokay?Ross:Yeah,It'sjust...Idon'tthinkIcandothis...Charlie:Ooh...Isitbecauseofwhatmightbeonthebedspread,becauseIsawthatnewsreporttoo,withtheinfraredandthe...Icouldjust...Ross:No,NO!(they'removingtothesideofthebed,wheretheysitdown)Look,IneedtotalktoJoey.Imean,youguysjustbrokeup.Beforeanythingmorehappensbetweenus,Ineedtoknowhe'sokaywithit.Charlie:Iuhm...Icompletelyunderstand.Ross:Alright,I'mgonnagofindthem...(twitchesabit,looksdown)Ijustneeda...needabeforeIcan...youknow.(gesturesstandingup...theysitandwaitforawhile)Grandma...grandma...grandma...(hetriestoconcentrate...)Okay,Iseeyoulater.Charlie:Okay...(ChandlerandMonica's,allthreeofthemarelisteningatthewalltoRossandCharlie's)Phoebe:That'sthedoor.He'sgone...Chandler:Andshe's...turningontheTV...andwatching...MissCongeniality!Monica:Honey,ifyouknowitthroughawall,youknowittoowell!(Theyarestilllisteningatthewall,whenRossenterstheirroom)Ross:Hey,whatareyouguysdoing?Phoebe:Oh,we'rejust...we'resadtogosowe'rejustsayinggoodbyetothehotel.(hugsthewall)Iloveyou...ParadiseHotel,GolfresortandSpa...(shewalksawayfromthewall)Monica:(alsohugsthewall)Yeah,wehadagreattime,thankyou!(walkstoPhoebe)Chandler:(caressesthewallwithhisfinger)Bye!Ross:Okay,uhm...Hey,youguysseenJoeyanywhere?Chandler:He'sprobablyinhisroomwithhiscurrentgirlfriendCharlie.That'sthesituationasweknowit...(walkstoPhoebeandMonica)Ross:Well,ifyouseehimcouldyoupleasetellhimI'mlookingforhim?Chandler:Yougotit!Ross:Thanks!(walksoutoftheroomandstartshuggingthewall)Thankyou!(closesthedoor)Monica:Otherwall,people!Otherwall!(theyrushtothewalltoRachelandJoey's,andwemovetothatroom)Ross:(knocksondoor)Rach,youthere?(JoeyandRachelbothgetupfromthebed)Joey:OhmyGod,it'sRoss.Whatarewegonnado?Rachel:Oh,ju-ju