老友记第二季英文剧本

点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语网址：《Friends》第二季1《Friends》剧本（第二季）201TheOneWithRoss'NewGirlfriend[Scene:CentralPerk,Phoebeisrecappinglastseason,andasshetalksweseeamontagueofscenesfromRossandRachel.]PHOEBE:Ok,sothisisprettymuchwhat'shappenedsofar.RosswasinlovewithRachelsince,youknow,forever,buteverytimehetriedtotellher,somethingkindofgotintheway,likecats,andItalianguys.FinallyChandlerwaslikeforgetaboutherbutwhenRosswasinChinaonhisdig,ChandlerletitslipthatRosswasinlovewithRachel.Shewaslike,Ohmygod.Soshewenttotheairporttomeethimwhenhecameback,butwhatshedidn'tknowwas,thatRosswasgettingofftheplanewithanotherwoman.Uh-Oh!So,that'sprettymucheverythingyouneedtoknow.But,enoughaboutus.So,how'veyoubeen?OPENINGCREDITS[Scene,TheAirport,continuedfromlastseason,RacheliswaitingforRosstocomeoftheplane,whensheseeshe'scomingoffwithanotherwoman.]RACHEL:Ohmygod.Ohmygod.(Shedecidestomakeabreakforit.)Excuseme.Move!Move!Emergency!Excuseme!(Shetriesclimbingoverabenchandfallsdown.)ROSS:Rache!RACHEL:Oh,thereyouare!Hi!Oh,so,so,howwasChina,you?(Hitshimwiththeflowers.)ROSS:Itwas,itwasgreat.Oh,whathappened?RACHEL:What?ROSS:You'rebleeding.RACHEL:Iam?Oh,lookatthat,yesIam.Enoughaboutme,enoughaboutme,Mr.BackfromtheOrient.Iwannaheareverything!(LooksatJulie)ROSS:Well,wheredoIstart?ThisisJulie.Julie,thisisRachel.RACHEL:Theseare,thesearen'tforyou.(toJulie)Theseareforyou.(Loudly,thinkingshecan'tspeakEnglish.)Welcometoourcountry.JULIE:(Loudly,provingshecanspeakEnglish.)Thankyou.I'mfromNewYork.RACHEL:Ok,well,notaproblem.We'lljustusethemtostopthebleeding.Ok.Baggageclaim?Ok.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegangiswaitingforRacheltoreturnfromtheairportwithRoss.]CHANDLER:Noway!MONICA:I'mtellingyou,shewenttotheairport,andshe'sgonnagoforitwithRoss!PHOEBE:Ohmygod.Thisishuge.Thisisbiggerthanhuge.Thisislike,allright,what'sbiggerthanhuge?JOEY:Um,this?点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语网址：《Friends》第二季2PHOEBE:Yes.MONICA:Guys,yougotyourhaircut.CHANDLER:Yes,yes,wedid,thankstoVidalBuffay.PHOEBE:'Cause,youknow,(inthatvoice)ifyoudon'tlookgood,wedon'tlookgood.Ilovethatvoice.RACHEL:(entering,outofbreath)Airport,airport.Ross,notalone,Julie,armaroundher.Cramp,cramp.CHANDLER:Ok,Ithinkshe'stryingtotellussomething.Quick,gettheverbs.RACHEL:(toChandler)You,you,yousaidhelikedme.(RossandJulieenter)You,youslowpokes!ROSS:That'sallright,Rache,wegotthebags.Hi,hello.Julie,thisismysisterMonica.ThisisChandler.Phoebe.Joey,whatup?JOEY:Whatup?!ROSS:Everyone,thisisJulie.RACHEL:(outofbreath)Julie.ALL:Ohh.(Happily)Hi!JULIE:Hi,butI'mnothere,youhaven'tmetme.I'llmakeamuchbetterfirstimpressiontomorrowwhenIdon'thave20hoursofcabandplaneonme.ROSS:Andbus.JULIE:Ohmygod.ROSS:Thescreamingguy?JULIE:Andthespitting?ROSS:Yougottahearthisstory.JULIE:We'reonthisbus,that'seasily200yearsold...ROSS:Atleast.JULIE:...andthisguy--RACHEL:Andthechickenpoopsinherlap.Oh,I'msosorry.Ijustgaveawaytheending,didn'tI?Oh!It'sjust,Ijustheardthisstoryinthecab,anditisallIcanthinkabout.MONICA:Thisisamazing.Imean,how,howdidthishappen?JULIE:Well,RossandIwereingradschooltogether.ROSS:Butwehaven'tseeneachothersincethen.WellIlandinChina,guesswho'sinchargeofthedig.RACHEL:Julie!Julie,isn'tthatgreat?Imean,isn'tthatjustkick-you-in-the-crotch,spit-on-your-neckfantastic?MONICA:It'sanexpression.ROSS:Well,wejustwantedtosayaquickhi,andthenwe'regonnagoseethebaby.JULIE:Andthenwe'vegottagetsomesleep.ROSS:Yeah,it'sreally6:00tomorrownightourtime.CHANDLER:Well,listen,don'ttelluswhat'sgonnahappenthough,'causeIliketobesurprised.点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语网址：《Friends》第二季3(RossandJulieexit)RACHEL:Bye.(Sheclosesthedoorandeveryonetriestosympathizewithher.)[Scene:CentralPerk,RossandChandlerenter.]ROSS:Hey,Rache,canIgetsomecoffee?RACHEL:Yeah,sure.ROSS:Thankyou.CHANDLER:Hey,Rache,canIget--RACHEL:Didyoutalktohim?CHANDLER:Notyet.RACHEL:Then,no.(HegoestositdownnexttoRoss.)CHANDLER:SowhatthehellhappenedtoyouinChina?Imean,whenlastweleftyou,youweretotallyinlovewith,youknow.ROSS:Iknow,IknowIwas,buttherewasalwaysthislittlevoiceinsidethatkeptsayingit'snevergonnahappen,moveon.Youknowwhosevoicethatwas?CHANDLER:God?ROSS:Itwasyou,pal.CHANDLER:Well,maybeitwasGod,doingme.ROSS:Look,youwereright.Shelooksatmeandseesafriend,that'sall.ButthenImetJulie,andIdon'tknow,we'rehavin'agreattime.AndIhavetosay,Ineverwould'vegoneforitwithherifithadn'tbeenforyou.CHANDLER:Well,youowemeone,bigguy.RACHEL:Here'syourlemonade.ROSS:Ididn'torderlemonade.RACHEL:Oh.Wellthen,youbettergotakethatbackbecausethey'regonnachargeyouforthat.ROSS:But--RACHEL:Gogogogo,comeon!(toChandler)Sothen,well,whatdidyoufindout?CHANDLER:Hesaid,hesaidthatthey'rehavingagreattime.I'msorry.But,thesilverlining,ifyouwannaseeit,isthathemadethedecisionallbyhimselfwithoutanyoutsidehelpwhatsoever.RACHEL:Howisthatthesilverlining?CHANDLER:Youhavetoreallywannaseeit.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossandthegangiswatchingTV.]ROSS:Ironically,thesearetheguyswhowerepickedlastingym.[cuttoPhoebeandMonicainthekitchen.]MONICA:Phoebes,youknowwhatI'mthinking?PHOEBE:Oh,ok.How,it'sbeensolongsinceyou'vehadsex,you'rewonder