大学英语课节目,六人话剧《高老庄抢亲》

GrabBrideInGaoLaoZhuang高老庄抢亲RoleAssignmentTangSanzangXXXXXXSunWukongXXXXXXBaJieXXXXXXTheoldmanXXXXXXTheoldwomanXXXXXXThelittlegirlXXXXXXAtthebeginningofTangSanzangandSunWukongarrivedinGaoLaozhuang,theymetstrangethings.Andthen,let’sbegin.SunWukong:Master,areyoutired?Let’shavearest.悟空：师傅，是不是累了？休息一下再走吧。Tang’smonk:Itdoesn’tmatter.Theresidentsisnotfaraway.Arrivethere,wewillhavearest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。Thelittlegirl:Daddy,mommy,I,I…小女子：爹、妈，我……Theoldman:Honey,hurryup.Thespiritiscomingsoon.老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了。SunWukong:Master,hereweare.悟空：师傅，到了。Theoldwoman:Master,wheredoyoucomefrom?老妈：师傅，你们是打哪来啊？Tang’smonk:Excuseme,sir.Iamthemonkfromtheeast.Canwestayoverheretonight?唐僧：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Theoldman:Oh,youarethemonkfromtheeast.Sure.Sure,comein,please……老头：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。Theoldwoman:Monk,pleasesavemydaughter,savemyfamily…老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。Tang’smonk:Don’tbesad,madam.Takeiteasy.Whathappened?唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Theoldman:Master,thereisaspirithere.Hewantstomarrymydaughter,tonight.Weareallafraidofhim.老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。Tang’smonk:Calmdown,sir.Myapprenticehasgreatcapability.Maybe,hecanhelpyou.唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。Theoldman:Alas!,master,therehavebeenmanypeoplewhoboasttobeverycapable.Buteverytime,theyweredefeatedbythespirit.You’dbetterkeepawaytonight.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。Theoldwoman:Monks,youcanseizethedevil,mydaughtercan'tmarrythedevil!老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！Tang’smonk:Havethesemonstershere!Whatislikethemonster?唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？Theoldman:Thatspiritlooksfathead,bigears,longnose,hehasaverypowerfulweapon!老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！Theoldwoman:Themonsterhadturnedintoahumanoid,deceiveus,bewareofmonks.老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。SunWukong:What?Isthespiritreallysostrong?I’dliketoseehowgreatheis.Allofyoujuststayinside.Don’tcomeoutnomatterwhathappens.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。BaJie:Darling,hereIam.八戒：小娘子，我来了。BaJie:Darling,don’tbesoshy!Pleasecometome.Comeon,wewillbeacouple.八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了！BaJie:Darling,don’tbeafraid.AlthoughIamugly,Iamsogentle.IamsurethatIcanmakeyouhappy.八戒：小娘子，不用怕，虽然我很丑，但我很温柔。一定会让你过上好日子的。BaJie:Darling.Whyareyousopowerful?八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊？Thelittlegirl:Honey,yourappearancewillfrightenmyparents.We’dbettergotoyourhome.小女子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。BaJie:Gotomyhouse？OK,that’sagreatidea.Let’sgo.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。Thelittlegirl:Iamaweakwoman.Icannotwalksolongdistance.Canyoucarrymeonyourback?小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。BaJie:Carryyouonmyback?Allright.You'remywifeafterall.Comeon.八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？BaJie:Darling,let'sgo.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。Thelittlegirl:Okay.Let’sgo.小女子：走吧，呆子。BaJie:Darling,whyareyousoheavy?八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？Thelittlegirl:NotIweight,I'mafraidyoudonotwanttocarryme.小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？BaJie:Yes,Ido.Ido.八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。猪八戒背媳妇-插曲BaJie:Darling,areyouOK?Darling,whereareyou?Whycan'tIseeyou?八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？Thelittlegirl:Darling,Iamhere!小女子：夫君，我在这里呢。Thelittlegirl:Youlooksotired,let’shavearest.小女子：看你这么辛苦，那就休息休息吧。BaJie:That’sagoodidea.Let’shavearest.八戒：太好了，我们就休息一下吧！Thelittlegirl:Darling,Ievendon’tknowwhereyoucomefrom.HowcanImarryyou?Youmusttellmethetruthfirst.小女子：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。BaJie:Alas!Don’tmentionit.IwasTianPengmarshal,Icouldflybetweenheavenandtheworld.OnlybecauseImadeabigmistake,IwaspunishedbyTheJadeEmperor.SoIbecameapig.That’swhyIamsougly.八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。Thelittlegirl:Yousaidthatyouwereanimmortalintheheaven.Whycan’tyoucarryme?It’sunbelievable!小女子：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。BaJie:Iamreallytheimmortal.Whydon’tyoubelieveme?八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。Thelittlegirl:Showmesomeskilltosee.小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。BaJie:OK,letmeshowyoumyskill.八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。BaJie:Darling.Whyareyousostrong?八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？Thelittlegirl:Whynot?小女子：为什么不可以呢？BaJie:Darling.Howcouldyouletmefalldown?八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了?SunWukong:YouSilly!Lookatme.WhoamI?悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！BaJie:Mygod!八戒：我的天！SunWukong:Yousilly!Dareyouharmothersanymore?悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？BaJie:No,Idarenot!八戒：不敢了，不敢了！SunWukong:Dareyoumarryyet?悟空：你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？BaJie:No!No!Pleaseforgiveme,Mahatma.八戒：不敢了，大圣爷爷饶我。SunWukong:Ibetyoudarenot.悟空：量你也不敢。SunWukong:Yousilly,whereareyougoing?I'mtakingyoutomeetourmaster.悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？我带你去见师傅。BaJie:What?HasTang'smonkcome?八戒：什么？取经人来了？SunWukong:Yes.Let'sgo!悟空：走吧。SunWukong:Master,pleasecomeout!Thespirithasbeendefeated!悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。SunWukong:Yousilly,kneeldowntomeetyourmaster.悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。BaJie:Master,nicetomeetyouhere.八戒：师父，很高兴见到你！Tang’smonk:Mydisciple,what'sthematterwithit?唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？SunWukong:Master,hewillaccompanyyoutothewestatBodhisattva'sbehest.悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。Tang’smonk:Oh,thankstoavalokitesvara.Inthiscase,Iwillchargeyouformydisciple,giveyouareligiousnameBaJie.唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你别号为八戒。BaJie:Thankyou,mymaster!八戒：谢谢师傅。Theoldwoman:Monk,Thankyousomuch!Thankstoyou,mydaughtercanescapethedisaster.老妈：高僧啊，真是多谢你们了！多亏你们，我女儿才能逃过劫难。Theoldman:Congratulations!老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。Theoldwoman:Monksstay,herearemoneyandafewpiecesofclothesformonksusingonther