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ByF-loat怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码How'dsomeonegetaholdofyourcreditcardnumber?我也不知道你看他们花了多少钱Ihavenoidea.ButLookhowmuchtheyspent.莫妮卡冷静点好吗Monica,wouldyoucalmdown?信用卡部员说Thecreditcardpeoplesaidthat你只须为你买的东西付款youonlyhavetopayforthestuffthatyoubought.我知道只是他们花钱如流水Iknow,it'sjustsuchrecklessspending.我想那小偷偷去你的信用卡时Ithinkwhensomeonestealsyourcreditcard早就忘了要小心谨慎吧...they'vekindofalreadythrowncautiontothewind.真是个呆瓜花了69.95元买神奇拖把Wow,whatageek.Theyspent$69.95onaWonderMop.我买的That'sme.讨厌罗斯他又这么干了Oh,yuck.Ross,he'sdoingitagain.马塞尔别再侵犯那盏灯了Marcel,stophumpingthelamp.ByF-loat别蹭了停下马塞尔过来马塞尔Stophumping.Now,Marcel,comeback,Comehere,Marcel.不别到我房里我去抓他出来Oh,no.Notinmyroom.I'llgethim.罗斯你得想办法别让他发春了Ross.You'vegottodosomethingaboutthehumping.怎么了这只是暂时的What?It'sjustaphase.我们当时也是这么说乔伊的Well,that'swhatwesaidaboutJoey.你们冷静点行吗这又没什么大不了Wouldyouallrelax?It'snotthatbigadeal.-马塞尔停坏猴子-又怎么了-Marcel,stopit.Marcel.Badmonkey.-What?只能说我的好奇乔治娃娃不再好奇了Let'sjustsaymyCuriousGeorgedollisnolongercurious.莫妮卡你不是还在纠结吧Monica,youarenotstillgoingoverthatthing.-这女人过着我的生活-什么-Thiswoman'slivingmylife.-What?她过着我的生活而且过得比我好She'slivingmylife,andshe'sdoingitbetterthanme.看她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏Lookatthis.Look.ShebuysticketstoplaysIwannasee.ByF-loat她买衣服的那家店She,shebuysclothesfromstores我一直被售货员冷眼相待thatI'mintimidatedbythesalespeople.她花了300块买艺术用品Shespent$300onartsupplies.你又不是艺术家You'renotanartist.要是有这些我或许已是艺术家了ImightbeifIhadthesupplies.我本可以过这样的生活我却没有Imean,Icoulddoallthisstuff.OnlyIdon't.莫妮卡别泄气你活得很精彩Oh,Monica,comeon.Youdocoolthings.真的吗那我们来比一比好吗Really?Let'scompare,shallwe?现在说好吗太晚了吧Oh,it'ssolateforshallwe.我到过公园骑马吗DoIhorsebackrideinthepark?-我在新学校上过课吗-没有-DoItakeclassesattheNewSchool?-No.太不公平了她拥有我想要的一切Thisissounfair!She'sgoteverythingIwant,ByF-loat而且她没有我那样的妈andshedoesn'thavemymother.乔伊·帕波尼如何HowaboutJoeyPaponi?不好还是太民族了No,stilltooethnic.我的经纪人认为我该取个中立点的名字MyagentthinksIshouldhaveanamethat'smoreneutral..乔伊·瑞士如何JoeySwitzerland?{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}瑞士是著名中立国还有我觉得自己应该叫乔Plus,youknow,IthinkitshouldbeJoe.乔伊让我感觉...像个小不点youknow,JoeymakesmesoundlikeI'mthisbig{\an8}joey有小动物的意思可我不是whichI'mnot.乔乔乔·斯大林如何Joe,Joe,JoeStalin?斯大林斯大林Stalin.Stalin.我听过这名字吗听起来好熟悉DoIknowthatname?Itsoundsfamiliar.ByF-loat反正我没什么印象Well,itdoesnotringabellwithme.乔·斯大林JoeStalin.这名字太霸气了Youknow,that'sprettygood.或许你愿意叫约瑟夫YoumightwannatryJoseph.约瑟夫·斯大林JosephStalin.{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}前苏联领导人-这名字多好记-没错-Ithinkyou'drememberthat.-Yes.《再见小鸟》由约瑟夫·斯大林主演ByeByeBirdie,starringJosephStalin.约瑟夫·斯大林参演《屋顶上的提琴手》JosephStalinistheFiddlerontheRoof.嗨对我是莫妮卡·盖勒Hi.Yes,thisisMonicaGeller.我记得我有在你们那里上课IbelieveI'mtakingsomeclasseswithyou,我想知道是哪些课andIwaswonderingwhattheywere.-你在干什么-好的太棒了ByF-loat-Whatareyoudoing?-Allright,great.太棒了非常感谢我要去上踢踏舞课Great.Thanksalot.I'mgoingtotapclass.怎么你要和偷你信用卡的女人What,what,sothatyoucandancewiththewoman一起跳踢踏吗thatstoleyourcreditcard?这女人偷走了我的生活Thiswoman'sgotmylife.我得看看她长啥样Ishouldgettoseewhosheis.去邮局看啊她的照片一定挂在墙上Gotothepostoffice,I'msureherpicture'sup.莫妮卡你知道吗你有点失控了Okay,Monica,youknowwhat,honey,you'rekindalosingithere!你现在执着得有点诡异了Imean,thisisreallybecominglikeaweirdobsessionthing.这是疯狂我跟你说这叫做疯狂Thisismadness,it'smadness,Itellyou.上帝保佑莫妮卡别这么做FortheloveofGod,Monica,don'tdoit.谢谢Thankyou.-你想什么呢-百感交集ByF-loat-Whatdoyouthink?-Lotsofthings.-你认为哪个是她-有什么能效劳的吗-Whichonedoyouthinksheis?-MayIhelpyou?不必了谢谢我们是来参观的No,thanks.We'rejustheretoobserve.舞蹈课怎么能参观你们要来参与Youdon'tobserveadanceclass.Youdanceadanceclass.那儿有没人穿的舞鞋Spareshoesareoverthere.什么意思Whatdoesshemean?我想她是叫我们参与到舞蹈课中IthinkshemeansYoudanceadanceclass.-来吧来吧来吧-真的吗-Comeon,comeon,comeon.-Really?有看见哪个人像我的分身吗Doyouseeanybodyyouthinkcouldbeme?各位上回有人在教室留下空酸奶瓶Lasttimetherewereyogurtcontainerslyingaroundafterclass.-下不为例-说不定是她-Let'snothavethathappenagain.-Shecouldbeyou.开始吧Let'sgetstarted.五六五六七八ByF-loatFive,six.Five,six,seven,eight.-我毫无头绪-我完全融入-Okay,I'mnotgettingthis.-I'mtotallygettingit.你可曾觉得Didyoueverfeellikesometimes自己有时候毫无协调感youarejustsounbelievablyuncoordinated?怎么了他们踢你跟着踢就是了What?Youjustclickwhentheyclick.好了各位每个人找个舞伴Allright,people,noweveryonegrabapartner.我的亡母说就是你我跟瑞秋Allright.Andmydeadmothersaysyouareit.I'mwithRachel.这下好体育课的旧事又重演了Great,it'sgymclassalloveragain.没关系你过来到前面和我一起跳Wellthat'sallright,Youcancomeuptothefrontanddancewithme.我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦Whydon'tIjusttakeoffmyclothesandhaveanightmare?没关系没关系我来了It'sokay,it'sokay.I'mhere,I'mhere.抱歉我迟到了I'msosorryI'mlate.我来了这个紧张的新人是谁ByF-loatOkay,hereIam.Sowho'sthenewtensegirl?-你的舞伴-嗨我叫莫妮卡-She'syourpartner.-Hi,I'mMonica.莫妮卡啊Oh,Monica.嗨我叫莫...Hi,I'mMon-...娜娜-莫娜娜-Nana.-Monana.-是荷兰语-你在开玩笑吧-It'sDutch.-You'rekidding.我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年IspentthreeyearsinAmsterdam.我是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人PennsylvaniaDutch.开始吧五六七八Andwe'redancing.Five,six,seven,eight.嗨Hi.-你上哪儿去了-我刚从兽医那回来-Hey.Wherehaveyoubeen?-Ijustgotbackfromthevet.她没叫你戴那种塑料大圆锥吧She'snotgonnamakeyouwearabigplasticcone,isshe?她说马塞尔发情不是暂时的ByF-loatShesaysMarcel'shumpingthingisnotaphase.显然他已性成熟了Apparently,he'sreachedsexualmaturity.哇比你早哎Hey,hebeatyou.她说随着时间的推移Shesays,astimegoeson,他会越来越暴力侵略性越来越强he'sgonnastartgettingagressiveandviolent.这代表什么So,whatdoesthismean?我们不能再养他了Ihavetogivehimup.我真不敢相信罗斯这太扯了Ican'tbelieveit,Ross.Thissucks.我不懂你也就刚养他Idon'tgetit,Imean,Youjustgo