穿PRADA的恶魔-The-Devil-Wears-Prada-中英文剧本

穿PRADA的恶魔TheDevilWearsPrada中英文剧本Goodluck.祝你好运Hi.Uh,IhaveanappointmentwithEmilyCharlton?你好，我约了艾米莉·查尔顿AndreaSachs?Yes.安吉丽雅·塞克斯？是的Great.HumanResourcescertainlyhasanoddsenseofhumor.要命，人力部还真会开玩笑Followme.跟我来Okay,soIwasMiranda'ssecondassistant...听着，我本来是马琳达第二助手butherfirstassistantrecentlygotpromoted,andsonowI'mthefirst.她首席助手近期晋升所以我现在是首席助手Oh,andyou'rereplacingyourself.Well,Iamtrying.哦，你给自己找替身但还没找到Mirandasackedthelasttwogirlsafteronlyafewweeks.马琳达几周内炒了前两个女孩Weneedtofindsomeonewhocansurvivehere.Doyouunderstand?我们需要能够适应这个高强度工作的员工你明白吗？Yeah.Ofcourse.Who'sMiranda?当然，马琳达是谁？Oh,myGod.Iwillpretendyoudidnotjustaskmethat.哦，天哪，我会假装你刚没问过我She'stheeditorinchiefofRunway,nottomentionalegend.她是《天桥》杂志主编，是一名传奇人物{\an8}安吉丽雅还以为天桥指时装表演T字舞台那段走道Youworkayearforher,andyoucangetajobatanymagazineyouwant.只要为她卖命一年之后想去什么杂志社就可以去Amilliongirlswouldkillforthisjob.所有女生都会为这份工作发疯的Itsoundslikeagreatopportunity.I'dlovetobeconsidered.听上去很棒我很荣幸能被选中Andrea,Runwayisafashionmagazine...安吉丽雅，《天桥》是本时尚杂志soaninterestinfashioniscrucial.热衷于时尚对工作人员非常重要WhatmakesyouthinkI'mnotinterestedinfashion?你认为我对时尚没有兴趣？Oh,myGod.我的天哪No!No!No!不！不！不！What'swrong?怎么了？She'sonherway.Telleveryone!她要到了，通知大家！She'snotsupposedtobehereuntil9:00.她应该九点到的Herdriverjusttextmessaged,andherfacialistrupturedadisk.司机刚用短信通知我她的美容师椎间盘突出God,thesepeople!Who'sthat?那些人真要命！这是谁啊？ThatIcan'teventalkabout.我都不想提她Allright,everyone!Girdyourloins!好了，各位！准备就绪！Didsomebodyeatanonionbagel?谁吃过洋葱面包圈了？《天桥》普拉达-著名时尚品牌Sorry,Miranda.对不起，马琳达Moveit!Ooh!让开！Idon'tunderstandwhyit'ssodifficulttoconfirmanappointment.我不明白为什么确认预约就这么困难？Iknow.I'msosorry,Miranda.Iactuallydidconfirmlastnight.我知道，对不起，马琳达我昨晚真的去确定预约了Detailsofyourincompetencedonotinterestme.我对你无能的细节没兴趣TellSimoneI'mnotgoingtoapprovethatgirlthatshesentmefortheBrazilianlayout.告诉西蒙我不要她为巴西版面选的女孩Iaskedforclean,athletic,smiling.Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.我要的是干净、运动型、面带微笑的女孩她挑的是肮脏、疲倦的肥婆AndR.S.V.P.YestotheMichaelKorsparty.回复麦克·克斯我会去他的聚会Iwantthedrivertodropmeoffat9:30andpickmeupat9:45sharp.我要司机九点半送到那里九点四十五分再来接我CallNatalieatGloriousFoods,tellhernoforthe40thtime.打电话给“光荣食品”的纳塔丽告诉她第四十遍…No,Idon'twantdacquoise.Iwanttortesfilledwithwarmrhubarbcompote.…不行！我不要杏仁蛋白饼我要大黄水果蛋糕Thencallmyex-husbandandremindhimtheparent-teacherconferenceisatDaltontonight.再打电话给我前夫，提醒他今晚的家长会在达尔顿Thencallmyhusband,askhimtomeetmefordinneratthatplaceIwenttowithMassimo.打给我丈夫，让他在我和马西莫去过的地方碰面吃晚餐TellRichardIsawthepicturesthathesentforthatfeatureonthefemaleparatroopers...告诉李查德我看过他送来的女伞兵照片andthey'reallsodeeplyunattractive.她们实在太难看了Isitimpossibletofindalovely,slenderfemaleparatrooper?就不能找个可人又苗条的女伞兵？No.AmIreachingforthestarshere?Notreally.当然能我能摘星星吗？当然不可能Also,IneedtoseeallthethingsthatNigelhaspulledforGwyneth'ssecondcovertry.还有，我要看奈杰尔给格温妮斯挑的第二次封面试镜的衣服Iwonderifshe'slostanyofthatweightyet.Who'sthat?不知她瘦了多少她是谁？Nobody.Um,uh...谁都不是，呃…HumanResourcessentherupaboutthenewassistantjob,andIwaspreinterviewingher.人力部送她来做助理我刚对她进行了面试Butshe'shopelessandtotallywrongforit.她根本不行，完全不适合这里ClearlyI'mgoingtohavetodothatmyselfbecausethelasttwoyousentme...显然我要自己来选你上两次选的人…werecompletelyinadequate.全都不合格Sosendherin.That'sall.让她进来就这样Right.好的Shewantstoseeyou.Oh!Shedoes?她要见你哦！是吗？Move!快点！Thisisfoul.Don'tletherseeit.Go!That's...这太土了，别让她看见，快去！那个…Whoareyou?你是谁？Uh,mynameisAndySachs.呃，我叫安迪·塞克斯IrecentlygraduatedfromNorthwesternUniversity.刚从西北大学毕业Andwhatareyoudoinghere?那你在这里做什么？Well,IthinkIcoulddoagoodjobasyourassistant.嗯，我可以做你的助理And,um...还有，呃…Yeah,IcametoNewYorktobeajournalistandsentlettersouteverywhere...我来纽约想成为一名记者发了不少简历andthenfinallygotacallfromElias-Clarke...终于艾丽雅斯·克拉克给了我一个电话andmetwithSherryupatHumanResources.让我和人力部的谢瑞见面Basically,it'sthisorAutoUniverse.反正，不是这里就是《机动世界》Soyoudon'treadRunway?Uh,no.那么，你没有看过《天桥》？呃，不看Andbeforetoday,youhadneverheardofme.直到今天才知道我这个人No.是的Andyouhavenostyleorsenseoffashion.你对时尚即不追求，也没见解Well,um,Ithinkthatdependsonwhatyou're...这个，我认为这看个人…No,no.Thatwasn'taquestion.不，不，我没在问你Um,IwaseditorinchiefoftheDailyNorthwestern.我曾是西北日报的主编Ialso,um,wonanationalcompetitionforcollegejournalists...我，还获得过全国大学记者竞赛的头名withmyseriesonthejanitors'union,whichexposedtheexploitation...连续揭露了校工团的不法剥削…That'sall.行了Yeah.Youknow,okay.好吧，我知道了You'reright.Idon'tfitinhere.没错，我不适合这里Iamnotskinnyorglamorous...我不够苗条也不够漂亮andIdon'tknowthatmuchaboutfashion.也不懂时尚ButI'msmart.但我很聪明IlearnfastandIwillworkveryhard.我学得很快，我会努力工作的IgottheexclusiveontheCavalliforGwyneth...给格温妮斯找到卡华力的独家设计{\an8}RobertoCavalli，意大利的知名时尚设计师buttheproblemis,withthathugefeatheredheaddressthatshe'swearing...问题是她戴那么大个羽毛头饰…shelookslikeshe'sworkingthemainstageattheGoldenNugget.好像她是在金块酒店唱戏的Thankyouforyourtime.多谢你的宝贵时间Whoisthatsadlittleperson?那可怜虫是谁？Arewedoingabefore-and-afterpieceIdon'tknowabout?我们在制作“麻雀变公主”的节目吗？BrownandLaw,please?Thankyou.Andrea.Hmm?安吉丽雅嗯？Wait.Yougotajobatafashionmagazine?慢着，你在时尚杂志社得到份工作？Mm-hmm.Whatwasit,aphoneinterview?没错什么？靠电话面试？wow.Ow!Don'tbeajerk.嘴巴别那么讨厌MirandaPriestlyisfamousforbeingunpredictable.马琳达·皮斯利是出了名的女魔头Okay,Doug.HowisitthatyouknowwhosheisandIdidn't?道格，为什么你知道她而我不知道？I'mactuallyagirl.Oh!我其实是个女的哦！Thatwouldexplainsomuch.Look,seriously.谜团都解开了喂，认真点MirandaPriestlyisahugedeal.Ibetamilliongirlswouldkillforthatjob.马琳达·皮