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1总有人问我是否认识泰勒·德顿PeoplealwaysaskmeifIknowTylerDurden.还剩三分钟Threeminutes.尘埃落定一切归零Thisisit.Groundzero.要不要为这伟大的时刻发表两句感言呢Wouldyouliketosayafewwordstomarktheoccasion?嘴里塞着把枪你只能嘟嘟囔囔Withagunbarrelbetweenyourteeth,youspeakonlyinvowels.我想不出要说什么Ican'tthinkofanything.有一会泰勒的控制爆破计划Forasecond,Itotallyforgetabout我已经忘得一干二净Tyler'swholecontrolleddemolitionthing,心里只琢磨着那枪到底有多脏andIwonderhowcleanthatgunis.越来越刺激了It'sgettingexcitingnow.俗话说人们总是伤害自己爱的人Thatoldthing,howyoualwayshurttheoneyoulove.其实也会爱上他伤害的人Well,itworksbothways.这出爆炸大戏我们坐享头排Wehavefront-rowseatsforthistheaterofmassdestruction.混沌行动的爆破组TheDemolitionsCommitteeofProjectMayhem已经在十二栋建筑的地基柱旁wrappedthefoundationscolumnsof12buildings布置了爆胶withblastinggelatin.两分钟内主引爆器将引爆所有炸弹Intwominutes,primarychargeswillblowbasecharges把好几个街区炸成断壁残垣andafewsquareblockswillbereducedtosmoulderingrubble.泰勒知道这些所以我也知道IknowthisbecauseTylerknowsthis.两分三十秒回想下我们的成就吧Twoandahalf.Thinkofeverythingwe'veaccomplished.忽然间我发现这一切AndsuddenlyIrealizethatallofthis,枪支炸药革命thegun,thebombs,therevolution,都和一个叫玛拉·辛格的女人有关hasgotsomethingtodowithagirlnamedMarlaSinger.鲍勃鲍勃有一对大奶子Bob.Bobhadbitchtits.{\pos(187.332,68.444)}一起继续做男人这是个睾丸癌患者互助会Thiswasasupportgroupformenwithtesticularcancer.这个把我抱个满怀的家伙就是鲍勃Thebigmoosieslobberingalloverme,thatwasBob.我们仍然是男人We'restillmen.没错我们是男人Yes,we'remen.如假包换的男人Meniswhatweare.鲍勃八个月前切除了睾丸并接受激素疗法EightmonthsagoBob'stesticleswereremoved.Thenhormonetherapy.他睾丸素水平过高刺激雌激素分泌Hedevelopedbitchtitsbecausehistestosteronewastoohigh,导致他长了对大奶子andhisbodyuppedtheoestrogen.使我可以...ThatwaswhereIfit...他们又要给我开刀减胸了They'regonnahavetoopenupmypecsagainanddrainthefluid.把头埋在这对带汗的巨乳中间Betweenthosehugesweatingtits如此之大不禁让你猜想上帝的也很宏伟thathungenormous,thewayyou'dthinkofGod'sasbig.好了该你哭了OK,youcrynow.2等等倒回去让我从头说起No,wait.Backup.Letmestartearlier.整整六个月我都没法入睡Forsixmonths,Icouldn'tsleep.睡不着Icouldn'tsleep.失眠让我如坠梦境Withinsomnia,nothing'sreal.一切都飘忽遥远Everything'sfaraway.一切都是重复重复再重复Everything'sacopyofacopyofacopy.随着外太空探索的深入Whendeepspaceexplorationrampsup,所有天体都要用企业命名it'llbethecorporationsthatnameeverything.IBM星系TheIBMStellarSphere.微软银河系TheMicrosoftGalaxy.星巴克星球ThePlanetStarbucks.这周你得出趟差Gonnaneedyououtoftownalittlemorethisweek.有些要紧事处理Wegotsomesomeredflagstocover.那天一定是周二他系了蓝色矢车菊领带ItmusthavebeenTuesday.Hewaswearinghiscornflower-bluetie.你要我在你另行通知前Youwantmetodeprioritizemycurrentreports先放下手头的报告吗untilyouadviseofastatusupgrade?这些紧急这是机票折扣券Maketheseyourprimaryactionitems.Here'syourflightcoupons.有问题就打我电话Callmefromtheroadifthere'sanysnags.他精力充沛肯定又用拿铁灌肠了Hewasfullofpep.Musthavehadhisgrandelatteenema.和多数人一样我也深陷在Likesomanyothers,Ihadbecomeaslave宜家室内装潢的广告中totheIkeanestinginstinct.是的我想订购那套Yes.I'dliketoorder艾瑞卡贝卡利防尘被套theErikaPekkaridustruffles.-请稍等-只要看到设计巧妙的东西-Pleasehold.-IfIsawsomethingclever,好比有阴阳图案的小咖啡桌likealittlecoffeetableintheshapeofayin-yang,我一定会买Ihadtohaveit.科利浦个人办公组合TheKlipskpersonalofficeunit.牵引式固定脚踏车TheHovetrekkehomeexerbike.或是绿色横纹的奥汉莎沙发OrtheOhamshabsofawiththeStrinnegreenstripepattern.甚至是采用EventheRyslampawirelamps可再生纸制灯罩的莱斯浪帕吊灯ofenvironmentally-friendlyunbleachedpaper.我一边翻着产品目录一边想I'dflipthroughcataloguesandwonder哪种餐具才能展现我的个性Whatkindofdiningsetdefinesmeasaperson?结果我全都买了Ihaditall.包括那些可以看到内部的气泡和小瑕疵Eventheglassdisheswithtinybubblesandimperfections,以证明是由淳朴勤劳的手工业者proofthattheywerecraftedbythehonest,亲手制造的玻璃盘子至于是在哪儿造的simplehard-working,indigenouspeoplesof...-请稍等-管他呢-Pleasehold.-Wherever.我等着呢Iwasholding.3以前找刺激得看色情书刊Weusedtoreadpornography.现在得看家居杂志的产品目录NowitwastheHorchowcollection.-不失眠不会致命-嗜睡症呢-No.Youcan'tdieofinsomnia.-Whataboutnarcolepsy?突然睡着醒来时却在完全陌生的地方Inodoff,Iwakeupinstrangeplaces.根本不知道我是怎么到那儿的IhavenoideahowIgotthere.你得学会放松Youneedtolightenup.你就给我开点药吧Canyoupleasejustgivemesomething?红蓝相间的吐诺尔[安眠药]口红色的速可眠RedandblueTuinals,lipstick-redSeconals...不行你需要健康自然的睡眠No.Youneedhealthy,naturalsleep.嚼些缬草根[放松肌肉]多锻炼身体Chewsomevalerianrootandgetmoreexercise.拜托Hey,comeon.-我很痛苦的-你这也算痛苦-I'minpain.-Youwannaseepain?周二晚上去趟第一卫理公会SwingbyFirstMethodist,Tuesdaynights.看看那些患了睾丸癌的人们Seetheguyswithtesticularcancer.那才叫痛苦That'spain.我一直想要三个孩子两男一女Ialwayswantedthreekids...twoboysandagirl.敏迪却想要两女一男Mindywantedtwogirlsandaboy.我俩的意见从没统一过Wenevercouldagreeonanything.我她Well,I...She...她上周生了第一个宝宝Shehadherfirstchildlastweek.是个女孩Agirl.是她她的新任老公的With...withher...withhernewhusband.妈的Fuck!感谢上帝啊ThankGod,youknow...我真为她高兴I'mgladforher.这是她应得的Becauseshedeserves...请大家感谢托马斯分享他的故事Everyone,let'sthankThomasforsharinghimselfwithus.谢谢你托马斯Thankyou,Thomas.环视这房间我看到了各位的勇气Ilookaroundthisroom,andIseealotofcourage.这勇气给予了我力量Andthatgivesmestrength.我们相互给予着力量Wegiveeachotherstrength.现在是一对一时间It'stimefortheone-on-ones.就让我们像托马斯那样Solet'sallofusfollow向对方敞开心扉吧Thomas'sgoodexampleandreallyopenourselvesup.请大家自行寻找搭档Couldyoufindyourpartner?我就这样认识了大咪咪AndthisishowImetthebigmoosie.他早已热泪盈眶Hiseyesalreadyshrink-wrappedintears.膝盖摩挲踱着小碎步向我走来Kneestogether.Thoseawkwardlittlesteps.-我叫鲍勃-鲍勃-MynameisBob.-Bob?鲍勃曾是位健美冠军Bobhadbeenachampionbodybuilder.你看过午夜电视里播的健胸节目吗Youknowthatchestexpansionprogrammeonlate-night4TV?就是他提的主意Thatwashisidea.我曾经用过禁药Iwasajuicer.我服用过类固醇Youknow,usingsteroids?戴伯诺和威斯特骆Diabonalandwisterol.上帝啊那本来是给赛马用的Oh,theyusethatonracehorses,forChristsakes.现在我破产了离婚了An