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Okay,hereweare.好，我们到了。Home,sweethome.甜蜜的家So,thisis,like,yourhouse?这就是你家？Waitasec...等等…You'retheguywhopretendedhewasarecordedmessage!你就是那个假扮答录机的家伙！No,thatwassomeoneelse.不，你认错了CanIholdyourhand?能拉着我吗？No.不行Whenwegotadoptedbyabaldguy,Ithoughtthis'dbemorelikeAnnie.我还以为被这个秃子领养以后会有什么好地方住呢No,hey!喂，别这样！Kyle,thesearenottreats.Theseareguests.凯尔，不是给你吃的，这些是客人Girls,thisisKyle,my姑娘们，这是凯尔，我的…dog.狗Fluffydoggy!毛毛狗！Whatkindofdogisthat?这算是哪种狗？Heisa...Idon'tknow.他是…我也说不清Doyoureallythinkthatthisisanappropriateplaceforlittlekids?你觉得这地方真的适合小孩子住？'Causeit'snot.我不觉得No!No!Stayawayfromthere!不，不！别去碰那个！It'sfragile.容易碎的Well,Isupposetheplanwillworkwithtwo.也许我的计划两个人就够了Hey!It'sdarkinhere.喂！里面好黑的Itpokedaholeinmyjuicebox.我的饮料被扎了个洞Asyoucansee,你们看Ihaveprovidedeverythingachildmightneed.我已经准备好了小孩子所需的一切（食物、水、屎尿）Allright.好了Okay.AsIwassaying...Hey!刚才说到…喂！Somebodybrokethat.有人闯祸了Okay,okay.Clearly,weneedtosetsomerules.好吧，看来我们得定一些规矩Rulenumberone.第一条Youwillnottouchanything.你们什么也不能碰Whataboutthefloor?地板呢？Yes,youmaytouchthefloor.可以碰地板Whatabouttheair?空气呢？Yes,youmaytouchtheair!可以碰空气！Whataboutthis?这个呢？-Wheredidyougetthat?-Foundit.-你怎么拿到的？-捡的Okay.Rulenumbertwo.YouwillnotbothermewhileI'mworking.第二条，工作时不要打扰我Rulenumberthree.第三条规矩Youwillnotcryorwhineorlaughorgiggle不准哭不准笑不准发牢骚orsneezeorburporfart!不准打嗝打喷嚏或者放屁！So,no,no,noannoyingsounds.Allright?总之，一切烦人的声音都不能有明白？Doesthiscountasannoying?这算不算烦人？Very!相当的！Iwillseeyouinsixhours.六小时后见Okay,don'tworry.Everything'sgoingtobefine.别担心，没事的We'regonnabereallyhappyhere.Right?Agnes?我们会玩的很开心，对吧爱葛妮丝？