卑鄙的我-神偷奶爸-中英对照台词剧本

1卑鄙的我Excuseme,sir,isthereacommode?请问先生这里有洗手间吗？Justin!贾斯丁！Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.快亲爱的给我拍张手举金字塔的照片Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!贾斯丁你快给我回来！No,stop!不站住！-No,no!Stophim!-Goback!Don'tclimb!-不不！拦住他！-快回去！别爬！Wait,wait.等等等等Holdon.Easy,littleboy.别动放松小朋友Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!好了站住孩子！站着别动不！No,no,no!Therehegoes.不不不！他掉下去了Justin!贾斯丁！I'vegothim!I'vegothim!我能接住！我能接住！OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered今晚埃及曝出一条爆炸性的新闻thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen胡夫金字塔遭人偷走andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.取而代之的竟然是一只巨大的充气仿制品Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens事件引起全球恐慌各国人民trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.都在尽力保护自己国家的地标Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads,执法部门仍然毫无线索leavingeveryonetowonder,whichoftheworld'svillains大家都在猜测到底哪个大坏蛋isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime?才是这起卑劣罪行的主谋Andwherewillhestrikenext?他的下一步行动又是什么？I'mhavingabad,badday今天我心情很坏很坏It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway于是现在火力全开SteamrollingwhateverIsee眼前的一切全都碾烂Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!冷冻光线！冷冻光线！冷冻光线！I'mhavingabad,badday今天我心情很坏很坏Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay2你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Watch,thisissofuntosee看好了这可不好玩Despicableme因为我是大坏蛋Morning,Gru!早啊格鲁！Howyoudoing?你好啊Hello,Fred.你好弗雷德FYI,yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,提醒你一下你家的狗把我家院子拉得到处都是狗屎andIdon'tappreciateit.这我可不喜欢Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.抱歉这也没办法狗就是喜欢到处乱跑Unlessthey'redead.死了就不会乱跑了I'mjoking!我开玩笑的！Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.可我也没说错祝你愉快Okay.Yeah.好吧SteamrollingwhateverIsee眼前的一切全都碾烂Despicableme因为我是大坏蛋I'mhavingabad,badday今天我心情很坏很坏Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Despicableme因为我是大坏蛋You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!开什么玩笑！Hello!有人吗？Cookiesforsale.要买饼干吗？Goaway.I'mnothome.走开家里没人Yes,youare.Iheardyou.有人我听见你说话了No,youdidn't.This不你没听见这是isarecording.这是录音-No,itisn't.-Yes,itis.-不不是录音-就是录音Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.听好了有事请留言哔…Goodbye,recordedmessage.再见了录音先生Agnes,comeon.3艾格尼丝快跟上Kyle!凯尔！Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.坏狗狗！不！不不坐下我的小松饼Gru!格鲁！DrNefario.纳法瑞奥博士Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我知道你现在是什么感觉I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,因为我也一样正承受着巨大的挫败感butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.但你在我眼里永远都是最伟大的What?Whathappened?怎么了？出什么事了？It'salloverthenews!新闻上都在播呢！Somefellajuststoleapyramid.某个家伙盗走了一座金字塔They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslook他们都说跟他相比我们这些其他坏蛋都…lame.太菜了Assembletheminions!集合喽罗们开会！Minions,assemble!喽啰们集合了！Okay.Okay.好的好的Hey!嘿！Lookinggood,Kevin!Howisthefamily?Good?气色不错啊凯文！家里人都好吗？Allright.很好That'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry?这才是我的小比利！你好吗拉瑞？Hello,everybody!大家好！Yeah,allright!很好很好！Simmerdown.Simmerdown!安静安静！Thankyou,okay.谢谢好了Now,Irealisethatyouguysprobablyheard我想你们也应该都听说了aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.某个坏蛋偷走了金字塔Apparently,it'sabigdeal.这确实很牛BPeoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.4人人都说这是世纪大案什么的ButamIupset?No,Iamnot!我会为这个紧张吗？不会！Alittle,虽然有那么一丁点butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,但我们今年也干得不错andyouguysareallrightinmybook.你们的名字全都记在功劳簿上了No,noraises!不别得意！You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.你们都没什么好得意的Whatdidwedo?我们都做了些什么？Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!我们偷走了时代广场上的大屏幕！Nice!漂亮！That'showIroll.这就是我的风格Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh?你们都喜欢用那东西看橄榄球是吧？Butthat'snotall.还不止这些WestoletheStatueofLiberty,我们还偷走了自由女神像thesmallonefromLasVegas.虽然是拉斯维加斯那个迷你版的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!AlsoVegas.还有艾菲尔铁塔！也是拉斯维加斯的Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,好吧我当时还不想说butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!其实我正在策划一项大工程！Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!金字塔那事跟它根本没法比！AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...这还多亏了我的好朋友纳法瑞奥博士…Thankyou!谢谢！Thereheis.他来了He'sstyling.看他多有型Now,wehavelocatedashrinkray我们查到一间秘密实验室里inasecretlab,andoncewetakethisshrinkray,藏着缩小射线只要我们把它到手wewillhavethecapability我们就能够topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.5犯下真正意义上的世纪大案Wearegoingtosteal...我们要去偷的是…Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.等等等等！我还没说是什么呢Hey.嘿Dave,listenup,please.戴维注意听好了Next,wearegoingtosteal,接下来我们要去偷的是pauseforeffect,这时候停顿一下才给力themoon!月球！Andoncethemoonismine,一旦月球落到我手里theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!想要我交出来的话整个世界都得满足我的任何条件！AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!而我就会成为前无古人后无来者的超级大坏蛋！That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.这就是我要说的Yes?喂？Hello,Gru?I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,喂格鲁？我做了下预算andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.我们可没那么多钱玩这个Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.根本就不可行我可创造不了奇迹Hey,chillax.嘿别紧张I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!我再去银行贷笔款他们都喜欢我！Edith,stopit!伊迪丝别玩了！What?I'mjustwalking.干嘛？我就走路嘛哈蒂小姐女童收留所-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-嗨哈蒂小姐我们回来了-嗨哈蒂小姐我们回来了Hello,girls!你们好姑娘们！Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout?我们不在的时候有人来领养我们吗？Letmethink.我想想No!6没有！Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk?伊迪丝！你把什么放我桌上了？Amudpie.泥巴派You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.Youknowthat,don'tyou?你这样可别想有人来领养伊迪丝知道吗？-Yeah,Iknow.-Good.-知道了-很好So,howdiditgo,girls?Didwemeetourquotas?那么指标完成得怎么样啊？姑娘们Sortof.还行Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirls,and18coco-nutties.我们卖了43个薄荷饼干30个巧克力卷还有18个椰子饼干Okay.好吧Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.你是说今天卖得很不错喽Lookatmyface!你看我的表情！Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday?你还觉得今天卖得不错吗？Eighteencoco-nutties.18个椰子饼干Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthat,don'tyou?我想你们还能做得好些是不是啊？Yeah.是啊Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShame,w