大学英语演讲——趣味英语

Syting89SomeInterestingSentencesaboutEnglishByXianlongLiIt'snoneofmybusiness,Iamjustpassingby.关我什么事？我是来打酱油的。Ithinkthatthatthatthatthatstudentwroteontheblackboardwaswrong！我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。Conj.指示代词n关系代词指示代词It’sagoodfatherthatknowshisson！就算是最好的父亲，也未必了解自己的儿子！Doyouhaveafamily?你有孩子吗？Family=baby子女eg:Shehasalargefamily.她子女多。Ineversawasawsawasaw！我从未见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子！sawn锯子;锯条vt.1.锯;锯开;锯成2.拉锯般来回移动;拉(曲调)vi.用锯,拉锯;锯开Nevertroubletroublestilltroubletroublesyou!麻烦不来找你，就不要自找麻烦！Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoveralazydog.那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。（Thissentencecontainsall26lettersinEnglish.）WasitabarorabatIsaw?我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？Thisisapalindrome(回文)sentence--readitforward,orbackward,itstillspellsthesamething.['pælindrəum]wasItabarorabatisaWTwototwototwotwo.从1：58到2：02That'sallIwanttohear.我已经听够了。Ifyoudon’twanttohearsomeonespeakanymore,youcansay……ToChinaforchina,Chinawithchina,dinneronchina.Gofrontdoorbuyfrontdoor,frontdoornofrontdoor,behinddoorwithfrontdoor.ThisisaEnglishantitheticalcouplet(对联):去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器，到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。“前门”是一种香烟的牌子。[,ænti'θetik,-kəl]['kʌplit]Chinglish•ChinglishmeanspeoplewhospeakEnglishwithChinesegrammar,ignorethegrammarofEnglishitself.Doesitfunny?Beingboringistocreatefun,soinordertogainmorehappiness,pleaseacceptthetemporarybaldnessleisurely.['tempərəri]['bɔ:ldnis]['leʒəli]baldnessn枯燥leisurelyadv.悠闲地；从容不迫地Thanks!