生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版

THEBIGBANGTHEROYS01E15-1--Leonard:Ontheotherhand,somephysicistsareconcernedthatifthissupercollideractuallyworks,it'llcreateablackholeandswallowuptheEarth,endinglifeasweknowit.另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了,会产生一个黑洞,然后如我们所知的,吞噬地球,结束一切生命。-Rajesh:Whatabunchofcrybabies.真是一群惜命鬼。Noguts,noglory,man.不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。-Leonard:Hey,checkitout.TheSchoolofPharmacologyislookingforvolunteers.嘿，你看。药理学院在招募志愿者。-Rajesh:Wearetestinganewmedicationforsocialanxiety,panicattacks,agoraphobiaandobsessivecompulsivedisorder.我们在试验一种治疗，社交焦虑症，恐慌失措，恐旷症与强迫症的新药Whywouldtheybelookingfortestsubjectshere?他们为何会在这找试验对象?-Leonard:Idon'tknow,Raj.我不知道，Raj。Maybethecomicbookstoredoesn'thaveabulletinboard.也许漫画店没有公告栏。What'sgoingon?怎么了?-Howard:Shh,shh,hotgirlinSheldon'soffice.嘘，嘘，Sheldon的办公室里有个辣妹。-Leonard:Sheldon'soffice?Sheldon的办公室?Isshelost?她迷路了么？-Howard:Idon'tthinkso.我觉得不是。Ifollowedherherefromtheparkinglot.我从停车场一直跟踪她过来的。-Leonard:Maybeshe'shislawyer.也许她是他的律师。-Howard:Well,she'sfreetoexaminemybriefs.她可以免费检查我的内裤。-Leonard:HowardHoward。-Howard:Iknow,I'mdisgusting.Ishouldbepunished...byher.我知道，我很恶心，我真该被惩罚...被她。Oh,look,Ididitagain.噢，瞧啊，我又来了。-Missy:Thatshoulddoit.这样应该行了。-Sheldon:Thankyouforcomingby.谢谢你特意跑一趟。-Sheldon:Hello.你们好。-Leonard:Oh,hey,buddy...嘿，兄弟...-Sheldon:Buddy...?兄弟...?-Howard:SorryI'mlate.I'mworkingonaprojectthatmaytakemeuponthenextspaceshuttle.对不起，我来晚了，我刚正在搞一个项目，也许它能让我搭乘下一艘宇宙飞船。-Sheldon:Howcanyoubelate?Iwasn'texpectingyouatall.你怎么可能会来晚?我根本没在等你啊。-Howard:Nobodyeverexpectsme.Sometimesyoujustlookand...从来没人期待过我，有时候你就是看着然后...Bam!HowardWolowitz.嘭!HowardWolowitz。-Leonard:Sheldon,areyougoingtointroduceus?Sheldon不帮我们介绍介绍?-Sheldon:Oh,allright.Uh,thisisMissy.Missy,thisisLeonardandRajesh,andyou'vealreadymetHoward.好吧，这位是MissyMissy，这是Leonard和Rajesh，还有你认识了的Howard。-Missy:It'snicetomeetyou.见到你很高兴。-Leonard:You,too,asWell,also.我也是，也是，也是。-Howard:Yeah.对了。-Leonard:So,howdoyoutwoknoweachother?那么你们俩是怎么认识的?THEBIGBANGTHEROYS01E15-2--Missy:Oh,heoncespentninemonthswithmylegswrappedaroundhishead.曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头。-Leonard:Excuseme?什么?-Sheldon:She'smytwinsister.Shethinksshe'sfunny,butfrankly,I'veneverbeenabletoseeit.他是我的双胞胎妹妹，她以为自己很幽默，但显然我从来理解不了她的笑话。-Missy:That'sbecauseyouhavenomeasurablesenseofhumor,Shelly.那是因为你的幽默感低得测量不出来，Shelly。-Sheldon:Howexactlywouldonemeasureasenseofhumor?幽默感到底是怎么测量的?Ahumormometer?幽默计?-Howard:Well,Ithinkyou'redelightfullydroll.我觉得你是个非常有趣的人。Or,astheFrenchsay,trsdrale.或者像法国人说的trèsdrole。-Missy:Okay,soletmeseeifIgotthis.好吧，看我记住了没有。Leonard,Howardand...LeonardHoward还有...I'msorry,whatwasyournameagain?不好意思你叫什么名字来着?-Sheldon:Rajesh.Rajesh。-Leonard:So,MissywhatbringsyououtawayfromTexas?那么Missy是什么风把你从田纳西吹来了?-Howard:Wasitperhapsdestiny?Ithinkitwasdestiny.也许这是命运?我想这就是命运。-Missy:Myfriend'sgettingmarriedatDisneylandtomorrownight.我的朋友明晚要在迪斯尼乐园举行婚礼-Howard:Destiny,thynameisAnaheim.命运啊他的名字叫阿纳海姆。-Missy:AndIhadtodropoffsomepapersforShellytosignformydad'sestate.而且不得不顺便带过来一些我父亲的地产文件给Shelly签字。-Sheldon:Thepaperscould'vebeenmailed.文件可以寄过来的。Momjustsentyouheretospyonme,didn'tshe?妈妈让你过来监视我的，是不是?-Missy:Iguessthat'swhytheycallyouagenius.我想这就是为何他们叫你天才。-Sheldon:TheycallmeageniusbecauseI'magenius.他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。TellMomthatIcurrentlyweigh165poundsandthatI'mhavingregularbowelmovements.告诉妈妈我现在体重165磅，还有我排便运动很规律。Enjoythewedding.Good-bye.祝你参加婚礼玩得开心。再见。-Leonard:Whoa,whoa.Whoa,whoa.Ifthewedding'snotuntiltomorrow,whydon'tyoustaywithustonight?哇，哇，哇，噢，如果婚礼在明天为何今晚不和我们住一起呢?-Missy:Oh,Idon'tthinkso.我不这样想。Shellydoesn'tlikecompany.Evenasalittleboy,he'dsendhisimaginaryfriendshomeattheendoftheday.Shelly不喜欢有伴甚至当他还是个小男孩时，傍晚时他连他想象的朋友都会送回家。-Sheldon:Theywerenotfriends.Theywereimaginarycolleagues.不是朋友，是想象的同事。-Leonard:Look,you'rehere.Wehaveplentyofroom.瞧啊,你既然已经来了,我们有足够的房间.-Sheldon:No,wedon't.不，我们没有。-Howard:Comeon,Shelly.She'sfamily.别闹,Shelly,她是自家人。-Sheldon:Sowhat,Idon'tissueinvitationstoyourmother.那又如何我也不会邀请你的妈妈。-Missy:Well,itwouldbenicenottohavetodrivetoAnaheiminrushhour.好吧，不用在交通高峰时段开车去阿纳海姆也挺好的。THEBIGBANGTHEROYS01E15-3--Sheldon:Anddon'tevercallmeShelly.还有，别再叫我Shelly。-Leonard:Soit'ssettled:you'llstaywithus.那就这样办，你和我们呆在一起。-Howard:Yeah,I'llwalkyoutoyourcar.You'reinstructure3,levelC,right?好耶，我陪你去取车，在3号停车场C区，对吧?-Sheldon:Whatjusthappened?刚刚发生了什么事?-Missy:Soanyway,we'reeightyearsoldandSheldonconvertsmyEasyBakeOventosomekindofhigh-poweredfurnace.总之，我们8岁的时候，Sheldon把我的简易烤箱改装成了高能熔炉。-Leonard:Justclassic.真经典。-Sheldon:Ineedaplacetofireceramicsemiconductorsubstratesforhomemadeintegratedcircuits.我得找个地方为自制的集成电路烤制陶瓷半导体基底。-Missy:Hewastryingtobuildsomesortofarmedrobottokeepmeoutofhisroom.他当时想制造某种武装机器人把我挡在他的房门外面。-Sheldon:Madenecessarybyherinsistenceongoingintomyroom.因为她总坚持要进我房间。-Missy:Anyway,Igotomakethoselittlecornmuffinstheygiveyou.总之，别人给了我些小玉米松饼，我想拿去烤。There'sabigflash.Nextthingyouknowmyeyebrowsaregone.只见一道闪光，接下来我的眉毛不见了。-Howard:Notyoureyebrows.不会吧，你的眉毛。-Missy:Yep,Ihadtogothroughtheentiresecondgradewithcrookedeyebrowsmymomdrewon.是的，后来我整个二年级，只能让妈妈给我画上扭曲的眉毛。-Sheldon:Isthatwhatthatwas?事实是那样的么？Ijustassumedthatthesecondgradecurriculumhadrenderedyouquizzical.我还以为是二年级的课程弄得你愁眉苦脸的呢。-Penny:Hey,Leonard,youleftyourunderwearinthedryerdownstairs.嘿，Leonard你把你的内裤忘在