英语幽默短剧剧本

精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.Y与X相遇．X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!Y:,Nevermindbaby.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth?Couldyoutellmeyourname?Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng.Whoareyou?精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixue?thebestMartialArts?X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate!Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego!X:No,Imustkillyou!Y:Idon’twanttobekilled.Thereareaeighty-year-oldmotherandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.Howdoyouknowthat?Y:pleasedrinkit!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?X:Sure,must!Milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?X:I’msureIwon’t!Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthis精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜time,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1!X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit（一人路过，x起身跑过去）X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroom?please,tellme.Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼)Y:Whoareyou?H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”.H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?Ifyoufollowmyking,hewillgivewhatyouwant.Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!第二幕：无间道H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.Y:excuseme,Ihaveaquestion.willyougivemewhatIwantjustifIfollowyou?King:yes,Iwill.Y:That’sgood.CanyougivemeaMM?K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!Hahaha……Y:ofcourse.美女出场M:hello，帅锅..K:thisisshangguanxueer.ok,nowlet’shavearitual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,poor,rich?Y:Yes,Ido.K:Huamanlou,come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）X唱着上:(看到戒指)thisringshouldbemine!K:Butwhoareyou?whyshoulditbelongtoyou?Y急切:king!Dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme.精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜X冷酷:yegucheng!Comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!X:Forgiveyou?Why?Y:Oncetherewasachancebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeanotherchance,I’lltellyou“Iloveyou”,Iftheremustbealimitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutellmethelady’s“WC”!Y:Ilikegoinglady’sWC.I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?Iloveyou.K:Don’tsaythat“youloveme”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You—kill—-me?come,come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!X:Howcanyoukillme?haha……Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)M:oh,whathappened?（看着X，做惊吓状）areyouok?（跑精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜到西门吹雪身边）Y:doyouwanttogotowc?X:Yes,I……I……do.Y:haha,themilkwasadded三聚氰胺beyondstandards.M:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!K;why?whydoyouhelphim!whoactuallyareyou?M:actually,I’maspysendedbyLuXiaofeng,andIfellinlovewithximenchuixue.K惊讶:!you—you—YouareX’lover?Y:doyouknow,youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!Ihateyou.(轻声说)letmetellyou,Ｘwilldie.M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,therearemuchhopeinthefutureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpressed!Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepressedthatitcannotresume!M:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:Ineveranticipateyoutreatmebythis,why?tellmewhy?(Y死，音乐停)精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）M:X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.X:gohome!?M:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastsecondtolive,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove.X:promiseme,you’llgetonwell,andyou’llneverletgo.MIpromise.Iwillneverletgo（X死）,M:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithoutahendance!篇二：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。农夫：I’mafarmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]Acoolfarmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinXu~~~~chuanMiddleSchool.So,I’mrichnow！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！Thisismymodernmobile——NokiaWC250！Thisismywatch!ThisismyMP3!Thesearemyshoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!Thisis…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’sthis![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]Doyouknowwhat’sthis？痒痒精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜挠？Nonono~~Youareout!!It’smymodern——锄头~！！[看下表]Itistimetodosomefarming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]Icandance![跳四小天鹅]Oh?Therecomesarabbit![引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’marabbit.NowI’mjustwalkingaroundhere.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）Whatdoyouwant?农夫：Huh…！IwillkillUforlunch!兔子A：Wah~~~~~~[兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：Where~togo?Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]Youcan'thurtme!Youcan