英语短剧本

参考资料，少熬夜！英语短剧本英语短剧(1)英语短剧本（一）ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧B:白骨精B1:B变成的村姑B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头N:哪吒T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:（摸出，递给S）S:Look,master（凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme（伸手拿回）T:（缩手）I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:（递）Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!（坐）Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……S:Youwillwhat（凶相）？E:（软禁）Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas（跳蚤）。S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway……T:Em……Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis……？S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreand参考资料，少熬夜！morescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!（走）T:Let’splaycards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.（变成B1）B1:（接近三人，望着）CanIjoinyou?T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.B1:（在一旁观看）Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?（打出）B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh…Iwin!Em……，Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!（准备开电网门）S:（回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）B1:（倒）Ah……T:（气愤）Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（深呼吸）S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!（唱）Oncemore……youopenthedoor…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）S:Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）T:（呛住，咳）Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:（真身出现）Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!（变成太婆）B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?…（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2）E&J:AreyouOk,master?（扶T）J:Look,（伸食指）howmany?T:Two……（晕乎乎地）SunWukong,gameover!（变成B3）B3:（看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…，mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!（哭喊）S:I’llkillyou,monster!（打）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you……（险些晕，E,J扶住）Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyare参考资料，少熬夜！createdbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!S:（悲，离去）（音乐，营造假悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E:Master,brotherMonkeyis……T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B:（出现）Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘走）T:（惊）Youare……B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!（E,J去阻斗，被击退）B:（抓住T）I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha……S:（悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!T:I,Ican'tunderstand……Whathappened?S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindout?S:（沉默）……Monkey'sintuition（直觉）N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?S;Ah……youaretoolate,Nezha!（对T）I'vecalledthepolice.N:（摇醒B）Youareunderarrest.（出示证件）YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!（带走B）T:Wukong（S不理T）Iadmitmymistakethistime（S仍不理）I'msorry（小声）S:What?T:I'msorry.S:Em?Louder,please?T:I……am……sorry……（S捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T:Let'sgoguys!（歌）S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutset参考资料，少熬夜！out,againwesetout.T.S.E.J:Ah……Ah……Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet……（谢幕）英语短剧本（二）OriginalworksbyOHenryScriptbyZhengYangLiSicongWanXiaoLiangQimeiDirectedbyStagelightingbyAcousticsbyCostumebyStagepropertiesbyRearservicebyCastlist:AnthonyRockwall---Mike---RichardRockwall---AuntEllen---MissLantry---TheCabman---Kelly---ActOne（Anthonyisansweringthephone.Hisservant,Mike,wasstandingbesideshimandwaitingforhisorder）Anthony:Givehimmoneyandtellhimtofollowmywords.Idon’tcareabouthisideas!Tellhimthathe’sworkingforme,Anthony,therichestoneofthecity!（heputsdownthephonerudelyandturnstoMike）Tellmysontocomeinherebeforeheleavesthehouse.Mike:Yes,Sir.（Mikewalksoutoftheroom.RichardRockwallknocksatthedoor.Anthonylaysdownhisnewspaper,looksatRichardwithakindlygrimness,rumpled参考资料，少熬夜！hiswhitehairwithonehandandrattledthekeysinhispocketwiththeother.）。AnthonySomepeoplesayittakesthreegenerationstomakeonegentleman,Whatdoyouthink,myson?Richard（gloomily）Theyareright,Dad.Therearethingsthatmoneycan’taccomplish.Anthony（Standupandwalksfromthelefttotherightangrily）：No,don'tsaythat.I’vesearchedthroughthedictionarydowntotheletterYforsomethingyoucan'tbuywithmoney,andIfailed.Tellmesomethingmoneywon'tbuy.（Richardsignedanddidn’tanswer）Anthony（Calmsdown）：Andthat'swhatIwascomingto,That'swhyIaskedyoutocomein.There'ssomethinggoingwrongwithyou,boy.Isthereanythinggoingwrongwithyou,sonny?Richard:I’mok,dad.Ifyoudon’thaveanythingelsetoaskme……AnthonyCan’tfoolme,Richard.I'vebeennoticingitfortwoweeks.（pause）Isityourliveragain?Withmymoney,Icaneasilymakeyousurroundedbyadozenofdoctors.Richard:That’sabadguess……AnthonyThen,tellme,what’shername?RichardItdoes’ntevenmatternow.Ijustdon’thavethechance.Shebelongstothenoblecircles,everyhourandminut