卑鄙的我台词

1卑鄙的我抱歉，先生，请问有厕所吗？Excuseme,sir,isthereacommode?贾斯汀!Justin!快，宝贝，照张相，我手托金字塔Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.贾斯汀，你马上给我回来!Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!不，快停下！No,stop!-不，不！拦住他！-快回来!别爬了！-No,no!Stophim!-Goback!Don'tclimb!等等，等等。Wait,wait.等一下，别激动，小朋友Holdon.Easy,littleboy.够了，快停下，小子！停在那。不！Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!不！不！不！掉下去了No,no,no!Therehegoes.贾斯汀!Justin!我接了!我接了!I'vegothim!I'vegothim!今晚从埃及传来让人气愤的消息OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered吉萨金字塔已经被人偷走thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen取而代之的是个巨大的充气山寨版andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.恐慌立刻传遍全球，各地政府和民众Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens都在尽力保护他们珍爱的地标建筑trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.执法部门还是没有任何线索Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads每个人都在好奇，到底是哪个神偷大盗leavingeveryonetowonder,whichoftheworld'svillains会对这起十恶不赦的盗窃案负责？isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime?他的下一目标又是哪里?Andwherewillhestrikenext?*今天，今天很糟糕**I'mhavingabad,badday**是时候让我为所欲为**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**把眼前的一切都粉碎**SteamrollingwhateverIsee*冰冻射线！冰冻射线！冰冻射线！Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!*今天我没有开心很多**I'mhavingabad,badday**你要太在意，我也无话可说**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**看看吧，看这多么快活**Watch,thisissofuntosee**卑鄙的我**Despicableme*早上好格鲁!Morning,Gru!你好吗Howyoudoing?你好弗雷德2Hello,Fred.对了你的狗狗在我满院子里拉地雷FYI,yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,我可不欢迎它哦andIdon'tappreciateit.真抱歉。你知道狗嘛。想去哪就去哪Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.它们死了就不会了Unlessthey'redead.我开玩笑呢！I'mjoking!不过，也是事实。好了，好好养吧Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.好吧，好的Okay.Yeah.*把眼前的一切都粉碎**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**卑鄙的我**Despicableme**我今天没有开心很多**I'mhavingabad,badday**你要太在意，我也无话可说**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**卑鄙的我**Despicableme*这不是在跟我开玩笑嘛！You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!你好吗Hello!卖饼干Cookiesforsale.走开，我不在家Goaway.I'mnothome.没有，你在家，我听见你说话了Yes,youare.Iheardyou.不，你没听见。这No,youdidn't.This是录音isarecording.-不，不是的。-是的，这是-No,itisn't.-Yes,itis.听着，请留言，哔Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.拜拜，录音Goodbye,recordedmessage.阿格蕾丝，快点啦Agnes,comeon.凯尔!Kyle!你个破狗！不行！，不，不。坐，是我的松饼Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.格鲁!Gru!奈法里奥博士DrNefario.我了解你此刻心里的感受Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我，也经历了同样的沮丧I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,但在我眼里,你一直都是最棒的butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.什么?发生什么事了?What?Whathappened?新闻都满天飞了！It'salloverthenews!3有人偷了金字塔Somefellajuststoleapyramid.据说他让别的神偷都They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslook相形见绌lame.全体集合!Assembletheminions!小子们，集合了Minions,assemble!好的，好的Okay.Okay嘿！Hey！看起来不错嘛，凯文！大家怎么样？很好吧？Lookinggood,Kevin!Howisthefamily?Good?那就好Allright.我的比利小子在那儿！怎么样，拉里？That'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry?你们好，各位！Hello,everybody!好啦，很好！Yeah,allright!安静一下，安静！Simmerdown.Simmerdown!谢谢大家，好的Thankyou,okay.我知道你们可能已经听说了Now,Irealizethatyouguysprobablyheard有个大盗偷走了金字塔aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.显然，这是一桩大案Apparently,it'sabigdeal.人们称之为世纪奇案什么的Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.但我烦了吗？不，我没有！!ButamIupset?No,Iamnot!有一点点Alittle,但是我们这一年也收获颇丰butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,在我看来你们表现的也都不错andyouguysareallrightinmybook.得了，没有加薪！No,noraises!你不会有加薪的You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.我们做什么了?Whatdidwedo?看看，我们偷了时代广场的大荧幕Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!不错!Nice!这就是我的范儿That'showIroll.是吧，你们都喜欢用这个看足球，哈?Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh?但不止这个Butthat'snotall.我们偷了自由女神像WestoletheStatueofLiberty,拉斯维加斯那个小号的thesmallonefromLasVegas.至于埃菲尔铁塔更是无足挂齿！也是维加斯的小版4AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!AlsoVegas.好了，我没打算跟你们讲这个的Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,但我一直专注于一件大事！butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!偷金字塔神马的，跟这件事比起来都是浮云！Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!谢谢我的好朋友，奈法里奥博士的不懈努力AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...谢谢你！Thankyou!他在那里Thereheis.他负责设计He'sstyling.听着，我们已经在一所秘密实验室里Now,wehavelocatedashrinkray找到了一架光学微缩器，一旦搞到手inasecretlab,andoncewetakethisshrinkray,我们就有完全的能力wewillhavethecapability去完成真正的世纪奇案topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.我们要去偷..Wearegoingtosteal...等等，等等！我还没跟你们说是什么呢Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.嘿Hey.戴夫，听清楚，拜托Dave,listenup,please.接下来，我们要偷的是Next,wearegoingtosteal,为了效果，暂停一下pauseforeffect,月亮!themoon!等月亮落入我的囊中Andoncethemoonismine,世人就会为了重的月亮满足我的一切要求theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!我会成为史上最伟大的神偷!AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!那就是我要说的That'swhatI'mtalkingabout怎么了？Yes?喂，格鲁？我这里算了算Hello,Gru?I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,好像我们的钱真的不够的andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.这事儿成不了的。我没有办法创造奇迹Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.嘿，放松点Hey,chillax.我再找银行贷款就行。他们喜欢我！I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!伊迪斯别这样！Edith,stopit!怎么了？我不过在走路而已What?I'mjustwalking.(哈蒂小姐女童院)MissHattie'sHomeforGirls-嗨，海蒂小姐。我们回来了-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.5你们好姑娘们Hello,girls!我们出去的时候有人来申请收养吗Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout?让我想想Letmethink.没有!No!伊迪斯，你在我桌上放的是什么？Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk?稀泥馅饼Amudpie.没人会来收养你的，伊迪斯，你知道这点，不是吗？You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.Youknowthat,don'tyou?-是啊，我知道-很好-Yeah,Iknow.-Good.那你们生意如何，姑娘们？达到标准了吗？So,howdiditgo,girls?Didwemeetourquotas?算是吧Sortof.我们卖了43块小薄荷糖，30块可可曲奇，18块椰子饼干Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirlies,and18coco-nutties.好吧Okay.嗯，你说得像是今天做了几笔大生意Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.看看我的脸Lookatmyface!你还觉得今天这几笔生意就足够了吗？Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday?18块椰子饼干Eighteencoco-nutti