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从字幕里整理出来,可能有些差错,将就着看吧Season1episode01“sexandthecity”Onceuponatime，anEnglishjournalistcametoNewYork.Elizabethwasattractiveandbright.andrightawayshehookedupwithoneofthecity'stypicallyeligiblebachelors.Thequestionremains-isthisreallyacompanywewanttoown?Timwas42,awell-likedandrespectedbankerwhomadeabouttwomillionayear.Theymetoneevening,intypicalNewYorkfashion,atagalleryopening.Likeit?Yes,actuallylthinkit'squiteinteresting.What?Ifeellikelknowyoufromsomewhere.Oh,doubtful.LonlyjustmovedherefromLondon.London?Really?That'smyall-timefavoritecity.Itis?Absolutely.ltwasloveatfirstsight.Youknow,lthinkperhapsihavemetyousomewherebefore.Fortwoweekstheysnuggledwenttoromanticrestaurantshadwonderfulsexandsharedthemostintimatesecrets.Onewarmspringday,hetookhertoatownhousehesawinSunday’sNewYorkTimes.Howaboutifwestartatthetopandworkourwaydown?Therearefourbedroomsupstairs.Doyouhaveanychildren?Notyet.Thatday,Timpoppedthequestion.HowdoyouliketohavedinnerwithmyfolksTuesdaynight?l'dloveto.OnTuesdayhecalledwithsomebadnews.Mymother'snotfeelingverywell.Oh,gosh,l'msorry.Couldwetakearaincheck?Ofcourse.Tellyourmumlhopeshefeelsbetter.Whenshehadn'theardfromhimfortwoweeks,shecalled.Tim,it'sElizabeth.That'sanawfullylongraincheck.Hesaidhewasuptohisearsandthathe'dcallherthenextday.Heneverdidcall.Bastard.Shetoldmeonedayovercoffee.ldon'tunderstand.lnEngland,lookingathousestogetherwouldhavemeantsomething.ThenlrealizednoonehadtoldherabouttheendofloveinManhattan.Welcometotheageof“un-innocence''.NoonehasbreakfastatTiffany's,andnoonehasaffairstoremember.lnstead,wehavebreakfastat7:00amandaffairswetrytoforgetasquicklyaspossible.Self-protectionandclosingthedealareparamount.Cupidhasflowntheco-op.Howthehelldidwegetintothismess?Therearethousandsmaybetensofthousandsofwomenlikethisinthecity.Weallknowthemandweallagreethey'regreat.Theytravel,theypaytaxes,they'llspend$400onapairofManoloBlahnikstrappysandals,andthey'realone.lt'sliketheriddleoftheSphinx.Whyaretheresomanygreatunmarriedwomenandnogreatunmarriedmen?lexplorethesesortsofissuesinmycolumnandlhaveterrificsources:myfriends.Whenyou'reayoungguyinyour20s,womencontrollin’therelationships.Sobythetimeyou'reaneligiblemaninyour30s,youfeellikeyou'rebeingdevouredbywomen.Suddenly,theguysareholdingallthechips.lcallitthemid-30spowerflip''.lt'sallaboutageandbiology.Imean,lfyouwanttogetmarried,it'stohavekids,right?Andyoudon’twantdoitwithsomeoneolderthan35,youhavetohavekidsrightaway,andthat'saboutit.Ithinkthesewomenshouldjustforgetaboutmarriage...andhaveagoodtime.lhaveafriendwho'dalwaysgoneoutwithextremelysexyguysandjusthadagoodtime.Onedayshewokeupandshewas41.Shecouldn'tgetanymoredates.Shehadacompletephysicalbreakdown,couldn'tholdonherjobandhadtomovedbacktoWisconsintolivewithhermother.Trustme,thisisnotastorythatmakesmenfeelbad.Mostmenarethreatenedbysuccessfulwomen.lfyouwanttogettheseguys,youhavetokeepyourmouthshutandplaybytherules.ltotallybelievethatloveconquersall.Sometimesyoujusthavetogiveitalittlespaceandthat'sexactlywhat’smissinginManhattan,thespaceforromance.Theproblemisexpectations–olderwomendon’twanttosettleforwhat'savailable.Bythetimeyoureachyourmid-30syouthink”whyshouldlsettle?”Youknow?It’sliketheolderweget,themorewekeepself-selectingdowntoasmaller&smallergroup.WhatwomenreallywantisAlecBaldwin.There'snotonewomaninNewYorkwhohasn'tturneddown10wonderfulguysbecausetheyweretooshortortoofatortoopoor.l'vebeenoutwithsomeofthoseguys-theshort,fatpoorones.ltmakesabsolutelynodifference.Theyarejustasself-centeredandunappreciativeasthegood-lookingones.Whydon'tthesewomenjustmarryafatguy?Whydon'ttheyjustmarryabigfattuboflard?Happybirthday,dearMiranda,HappybirthdaytoyouAnother30-somethingbirthdaywithagroupofunmarriedfemalefriends.Wewouldallhavepreferredacelebratoryconferencecall.Youweresaying?Look,lfyou'reasuccessfulsinglewomaninthiscity,youhave2choices:youcanbangyourheadagainstwallandtryandfindarelationshiporyoucansay“screwit”,andjustgooutandhavesexlikeaman.Youmeanwithdildos?No.lmeanwithoutfeeling.SamanthawasaNewYorkinspiration,apublicrelationsexecutive.Sheroutinelysleptwithgood-lookingguysintheir20s.RememberthatguyIwasgoingoutwith?oh,god,Whatwashisname?Drew.Drew,thesexgod.Right,Afterwardsldidn’tfeelathing.ltwaslike,''hey,babe,Gottago,catchyalater.'.Andlcompletelyforgotabouthimafterthat.Butareusurethatisn’tjust‘causehedidn'tcallyou?Sweetheart,thisisthefirsttimeinthehistoryofManhattanthatwomenhavehadasmuchmoneyandpowerasmen,plustheequalluxuryoftreatingmenlikesexobjects.Yeah,exceptmeninthiscityfailonbothcounts.Imeantheydon’twanttobeinarelationshipwithu,butassoonasyouonlywantthemforsex,theydon'tlikeit.AllofaSuddenlytheycan'tperformthewaythey’resupposedto.That'swhenyoudumpthem.Oh,comeon,ladies,arewereallythatcynical?Whataboutromance?Yeah!Whoneedsit?lt'slikethatguy,Jeremiah,thepoet.imean,Thesexwasincredible,butthenhewantedtoreadmehispoetryandgoouttodinnerandthewholechatbit,andl'mlike,''Let'snotevengothere.''Whatareyousaying?Areyousayingthatyou'rejustgonnagiveuponlove?That'ssick!No,no,no.believeme,therightguycomesalong,andyou2here,thiswh