破产姐妹第一季第5集剧本

1一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.破产姐妹第一季第五集感谢人人影视提供字幕,都想二十分钟了决定好要点什么了吗Uh,westillneedmoretime,我们还需要点时间考虑-canyoucomeback?-Sure.-你能等会再回来吗-当然AndI'mback.我回来了Comeonguysyou'renotbuyingahouse.拜托又不是买房子Everythingsucks.横竖都是难吃Pickthethingthatsuckstheleast,andputitinyoumouth.就挑个看似最不难吃的塞进嘴得了Max,everyonekeepstellingme麦克斯大家都说了2一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.theycan'tdecide,it'slikeasupportgroupforbi-sexuals.双性恋互助会的常见台词他们决定不了Somethingverymagicalabouttohappen...神奇的事件即将要发生啦活着的基督徒被送到天上与基督同在希望要发生的是被提我想休个假被提:基督教末世论中末日灾难来临时PleaseletitbetheRapture.Ineedadayoff.Intwominutes,somethingveryhipishappening.两分钟后时尚酷潮即将来袭Ifyouhaveacamera,如果你们有相机makesuretheflashison.记得要把闪光灯打开哟Whyishespeakinglikethat?他怎么说话怪里怪气的Waitaminute.慢着Noone'sordering.3一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.没人点餐Peoplekeepcheckingthetimeontheirphones.大伙一直在注意手机上的时间Everyone'swearingmatchingNewBalancesneakers.每个人都穿着一样的新百伦运动鞋Flashmob!快闪族:一群互不认识的人快闪族透过互联网或者短信相约在指定地点同时做出特定动作Lmfao-PartyrockanthemOh,hell,no!靠想都别想Caroline,Earl,codered!卡洛琳厄尔红色警报Icouldn'tstopdisco,老子当年阻止不了迪斯科butI'llbedamnedifanymoreofthatcrapgetsbyme.可谁再跳那破玩意我就开扁Whyisflashmobover?4一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.快闪怎么这么快就完了Flashmobswereoverayearago.快闪早在一年前就玩完了NobodytoldHan!阿憨不知道嘛Iwantsobadtobehip.人家超想成为时尚潮人Startbyneversayingthatagain.土包子才会把潮字挂嘴边本字幕由YYeTs人人影视原创翻译制作■仅供学习禁止用于任何商业盈利行为更多影视更新请登陆一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.\h翻译一毛不拔YY猫\h翻译一毛不拔YY猫\h校对一根象拔赛太公\h校对一根象拔赛太公后期鱼骨头\h后期鱼骨头\h时间轴总监一毛不拔YY猫\h时间轴总监一毛不拔YY猫\hHello?您好-Max,phone!-No!-麦克斯有电话-别接啊Whatareyoudoing?你搞毛啊Neveranswerthewallphone!永远别接墙上的电话6一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.What?Why?什么为什么Onlytwopeoplecallthewall...只有两种人会打这只电话collectionagenciesandthelandlord,讨债公司以及lookingfortheoriginaltenantwhosenameisonthelease!打来找最初承租人的房东-Hangup.Quick!-Toolate.-那快挂掉吧-来不及了I'vegottomanupandfaceit.我还是鼓起勇气来面对吧Hello?你好Thisiswhatcollectionagency?你是哪间讨债公司来着No,mygranddaughterMaxisnothere.不我孙女麦克斯不在7一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Shedied.她死了Onherdeathbed,shesaiditwasthestress临终前她还说她是被债主ofbeingconstantlyharassedbycreditors.长期的骚扰给逼死的That'sjuvenile.你太逊了Givemethephone.电话给我Hi.Sosorryaboutthat.你好刚才真是不好意思What'stheissueexactly?到底是什么事来着Well,I'msureshehaseveryintention...我敢保证她有打算...Well,you'readoodyhead.你脑子里装屎了吧8一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Neveranswerthewall.永远不要接这电话Butwhatareyougonnadoaboutit?可欠债问题你打算怎么解决Youcan'tjustkeeplyingtocollectionagencies.总不能一直骗讨债公司吧Youhavetopayyourbills.欠债还钱天经地义Ihaveasystem.我有个还债机制Ipayeveryonefivedollarsaweek...每个债主每周还五块钱justenoughtokeepthemfromfreakingout.省得他们抓狂找我麻烦美沙酮:瘾君子每日喝适当剂量便可抑制毒瘾It'sthemethadone-clinicbankingsystem.这叫美沙酮疗法还债版Thatisacompletewasteofmoney.9一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.这完全是在浪费钱Fivedollarswon'tevencovertheinterestyou'reaccruing.五块钱都不够付你的循环利息What'stheinterestrateonyourcreditcard?你信用卡的利率是多少不知道但我对这话题的兴趣度是零interest一字多义有利率和兴趣的意思Don'tknow,butmyinterestrateintheconversationiszero.Max,howcouldyounotknowthat?麦克斯你怎么能不知道呢That'soneofthefirstthingsmyfathertaughtmeaboutfinance.我爸最早教我有关金融的事就是利率Where...atEmbezzleU.?在哪儿教的诈欺大学吗Max,IinternedatMerrillLynch.麦克斯我在美林证券公司实习过Letmehelpyouwiththis.It'stheleastIcando.让我帮你吧这是我唯一能帮你的地方Ihadnowheretogo.Youtookmein.10一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.我无家可归时是你收留了我Letmerepaymydebttoyoubyhelpingwithyourdebt让我帮你想法子还债来报答你吧toeveryoneintheworld,apparently.你不是欠着一大屁股债嘛Ifyoukeeptalking,如果你再喋喋不休我就去自杀图个清静lynch一字多义可当人名也有私刑处死的意思I'mgoingtoMerrilllynchmyself.I'moneofthosepeople我是那种whogetsoffonuntanglingbig,complicatedmesses.享受解决纠结问题的人Andsinceyouwon'tletmedoyourhair,你不让我动你纠结的头发letmedoyourbills.那让我解决你的债务吧Youwanttodomybills?11一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.你要帮我处理债务吗Here'smyportfolio.这是我的账单锦集And,uh,ifyoufindchocolatesprinklesinthere,如果看到上面有屎色巧克力屑they'renotchocolate...它们可不是巧克力Orsprinkles.也不是普通的屑Okay.好吧I'vedividedyourbillsintothreecategories...我把你的账单分成了三类impossible,偿还无能nexttoimpossible,偿还困难andhowthehelldidthathappen?12一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.以及脑子进水了才欠的债AndI'vedividedmyroommateintothreecategories...我把我的室友也分成三类annoying,讨人厌superannoying,超级讨人厌andhowthehelldidthathappen?以及脑子进水了才让她搬进来的I'mclosingkitchenintenminutes.我十分钟后就要关厨房了Icannotstaylater.我不能留太晚Ihavedatewithnewwomaninmylife.我跟我的新桃花有约She'sveryspecialtome.她在我心目中很重要Ithinkshemaybetheone.13一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.我觉得她是我的真命天女Youarebothwelcometocomewatchushavesex.欢迎来观看我俩激情床战Justputtingitoutthere.我先把这话儿说在前头Justputitbackinthere.把你那话儿收进里头I'msoexcited,Idon'tevenknowwheretostart.我好激动都不知道从何说起了Drumroll,please.请击鼓No?Okay.不击吗好吧Oh,interesting.有意思Herewehaveabillfromthepetcastle,你有张来自宠物城堡的账单yetyoudon'thaveapet,andyou'veneverbeentoacastle...14一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.可你从没有过宠物也没去过城堡Oh,exceptWhiteCastle.好吧白城堡快餐店除外YouusedacreditcardatWhiteCastle?你居然在快餐店用信用卡Yep.Thatwasgoodweed.是啊大麻抽完肚子饿了Andthepetthingwas'causeIfoundastray宠物费用是因为我发现一只流浪动物andhadtohavehercleanedup不把它清理干净beforeIcouldgetanyonetotakeher.没人会想收养它Thatwouldalsoexplainthechargeforneutering.怪不得还有一笔绝育费用Nah,actually,thatwasforme.其实是我绝育Can'thaveanymoreofthesecomingout.15一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.以防有小麦克斯出来祸害人间Doyoure