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1演员：甄嬛、浣碧、安陵容、华妃、宫女、太监、皇上ThebiographyofZhenhuan第一幕Eunuch:HuaFeiiscoming!太监：华妃娘娘驾到。ZhenHuan:YourMajesty!Longlivetheempress!甄嬛：给华妃娘娘请安，娘娘万福金安。HuaFei:Don’tstandupuntilsomeoneapplaudforyou..(after20seconds)OK,youcanbeupnow!华妃：没有人给你鼓掌，你就不能起来。起来吧。ZhenHuan:Thankyou.甄嬛：谢娘娘。（华妃放杯子）放杯子。HuaFei:Itseemsthatyourhandicraftisbetterthanbefore.Isthisfortheemperor?华妃“几日不见妹妹，妹妹的手艺又好了。这是绣给皇上的？ZhenHuan:Youalwaysmissnothing!Iwillgivetheemperorthishandkerchieftoexpressmyloveforhim.甄嬛：什么都瞒不住姐姐，这个帕子正是送与皇上的来表达我对他的爱。HuaFei:Love?Theemperorloveyou?Oh,comeon!I’mtheonlywomantheemperorloves!I’dliketotellyouwhatistheemperor’slove.华妃：爱？皇上爱你吗？皇上爱的是本宫，本宫倒想让你看看什么叫皇上的爱。ZhenHuan:Ah,yourheadwearisreallybeautiful!2甄嬛：呀，姐姐的头饰可真漂亮呀。HuaFei:IfyoulikeitandIwilltakeitoffandgiveittoyou.Oh,butyouarestillonlyaconcubineoftheemperor,soyoucan’twearthisMickeynewstyle.华妃：喜欢我的头饰那我摘下来给你，哎呦我忘了，妹妹还是嫔位，不能带我们妃位的米奇新款。ZhenHuan:Youarekidding!（？？不太确定妹妹哪敢跟姐姐相提并论呀）HowdareIcomparewithyou?Becauseofyourgoodfigureandbeauty,sotheemperordressedyouwiththelamp.甄嬛：姐姐说笑了，妹妹哪敢跟姐姐相提并论呀？凭姐姐这身材，这相貌，皇上才给姐姐装灯的。HuaFei:NomatterhowIdressed,itisnotformyself.Iamthewomanwhomanagethesixpalace,soIcan’tdressshabbylikesomeone.华妃：装不装灯的我也不是为了自己，咱毕竟要协理六宫，不能像某些人穿得那么寒酸。（甄嬛暗中换杯子）换杯子。HuaFei:Butthenagain,Ialsodressitformyself.Look,therearesomanybeautifulgirlswhoaretheemperor’snewbelovedssittingunderthestage.华妃：可这话说回来，我又何尝不是为了自己。你看台下坐着的，。ZhenHuan:Somanynewbeloveds.Theemperorisreallygreat.甄嬛：今年这么多新宠，皇上可真厉害。HuaFei:Yep,webothknowhowtheemperoris.Writedownthenamesofthebeautifulgirlswhoareunderthestage,andIwilltrainthem.NowhavemyHuanYixiang.on.华妃：是呀，皇上身体怎么样，咱俩都知道。去，把台下漂亮女生的名字都记下来，本宫要好好调教一下，顺便把本宫的欢宜香点上。3Maidservant:Yes,sir.宫女：是。ZhenHuan:YouaresoluckytobetheonlypersontogetHuanYixianggivenbytheEmperor.甄嬛：呦，这欢宜香可是皇上御赐给姐姐的呢。姐姐是真真的好福气呢。HuaFei:Itisbecauseofthisperfumethatothersthinkmetooluxurious.Andtheyallknowyouareathriftyhousewife,nothingiswastedinyourhouse,evenyourservantsarealsoenergy-savingandemission-reduction.华妃：就是因为用这个香，多少人说我奢侈，可后宫的人都知道妹妹才是勤俭持家的好女人，妹妹不仅用东西节俭，就连身边的佣人长得也节能减排。ZhenHuan:Thanksforyourpraise.HuanBiismypersonalmaidservant.Shecandoalmosteverything.Duringtheday,sheisaguardandsheisamaidatnight.SoItistruethereisnothinginthisworldthatHuanbicannotdo.(转头向浣碧)IcommandyoutotakethishandkerchieftotheemperorandtellhimthatImisshim.甄嬛：姐姐过奖了，浣碧是我的贴身陪嫁，日夜兼用型，白天是侍卫，晚上是宫女，正所谓浣碧会武术，谁也挡不住。去把这帕子交予皇上，告诉他本宫想他了。Maidservant:YourMajesty,thisisthelistofthebeautifulgirlsunderthestage.宫女：娘娘，这是台下漂亮女生的名单。HuaFei:Beautifulgirls…hey,theirnamesaregood,Iwillrewardthemall.华妃：漂亮女生，（名字）哎呦，名字都不错呢，本宫统统都有赏。Maidservant:WhatdoesEmpressrewardthem?宫女：敢问娘娘赏什么呢？HuaFei:Yizhanghong！4华妃：一杖红。Maidservant:Yes！（指太监）Here！(太监上台，参见娘娘)GiveeachofthemYizhanghong！宫女：是，来人，（太监上台，参见娘娘）一杖红Eunuch:Yessir！太监：嗻ZhenHuan:Youarereallygenerous！甄嬛：姐姐是真大方呀。HuaFei:Yeah，wouldyouhaveone,too？华妃：一杖红说给就给，要不给你也来一套？ZhenHuan:No,I‘mafraidIdon’thavethisfortune.甄嬛：不用了，嫔妾怕是无福消受呀。HuanBi:Toinformmyyoungmaster,theEmperorwantsyoutoservehimtonight.Pleasegobackandgetprepared浣碧：启禀娘娘，皇上今天翻的是您的绿头牌，快回去准备侍寝吧。ZhenHuan:Igotit.IamsosorrythatIhavetotakeabath.AndifYoudon’twantthecrow’s-feetemergingbehindyourear,justgobackearlierandsleep.Excuseme,Igottago!甄嬛：知道了，下去吧。姐姐真是对不住了，嫔妾要去沐浴更衣了，你也早点回去休息吧，看你的鱼尾纹都已经长到耳朵丫子上去了。告辞。第二幕Maidservant:Thiszhenhuanalwayswantstobeyourequalsbyrelyingontheemperor’sLove.Sheistooignorant!宫女：这个菀嫔仗着皇上的宠幸就想和娘娘平起平坐，真是不知好歹。5华妃：皇上宠她我当然不高兴，不过有一件事挺值得高兴的，他毕竟还是喝下了那杯有巴豆的茶，让她爽去吧。ZhenHuan:Yo,IalmostforgottotellyouthatIreplacedyourcupwithmine.Andthecrotonisinyours…甄嬛：呦，忘了告诉姐姐，你那个杯子让我换掉了，你喝的才是有巴豆的。HuaFei:Iknowyouaresocareful,thereforeIputthecupincludingcrotoninmysideinadvance.Soyouwillhaveadiarrhea.华妃：就知道妹妹谨慎，所以我把杯子事先有毒的放到我这边，拉稀的还是你。ZhenHuan:You,diarrhea.甄嬛：你拉稀。HuaFei:You,华妃：你拉稀。ZhenHuan:It’sYou.甄嬛：你拉稀。HuaFei:You.华妃：你拉稀。ZhenHuan:You,andyourwholefamily，diarrhea.!甄嬛：你拉稀，你全家都拉稀。HuaFei:Songzhi,tellherwhichcupincludingthecroton?华妃：松芝告诉他，到底哪杯有巴豆？Maidservant:Ifyouwanttoknowthat,Iwilltellyouthetruth.Iputthecrotonintothebothcups.Andyoubothofyouwillhaveadiarrhea!宫女：既然两位这么想知道，那我就告诉你们吧，这两杯呀，我都下了药。HuaFei:So,youarethespyoftheQueen,isn’tit?6华妃：你是皇后派来的卧底是不是？Maidservant:Hahaha,you’vegotit.宫女：哈哈哈，你猜对了。ZhenHuan:Why?WhydoyouworksohardfortheOldAbnormalQueen?甄嬛：什么，你既然为乌拉那拉宜修那个老变态卖命。Maidservant:Wow,bothofyoubettersaveyourstrengthtogotothetoilet,andIwillgoforarewardfromtheQueen.Seeyousoon!宫女：呦，两位还是省省力气留着茅房里使吧，我要到皇后娘娘那儿领赏了，后会有期。第三幕Eunuch:Theemperoriscoming.太监：皇上驾到。Anling:YourMajesty,Pleasetakecareofyourselftoavoidcatchingacold.安陵容：皇上天寒地冻，仔细伤了龙体。Emperor:Itdoesn’tmatter.皇上：没事。Anling:RecentlyImakeanewspice,Ithinkyouwilllikeit.安陵容：臣妾近日新调了一种香料，相信皇上您会喜欢的。Emperor:Forgetit.Gotothepalaceandfetchasweaterforme.皇上：不必。你去回宫先拿一件毛衣，然后再来见朕。Anling:YourMajesty......安陵容：皇上……Emperor:Hurry!Iamsotiredtocopewiththiskindofwomen.HuanHuan.7皇上：快去。后宫三千不可少，应付起来真烦恼。嬛嬛。ZhenHuan:Silang~甄嬛：四郎。Emperor:What'swrongwithyou?皇上：嬛嬛你怎么了？ZhenHuan:Silang,doyouhaveanytoiletpaper?甄嬛：四郎，你有手纸吗？Emperor:No.皇上：这个真没有。ZhenHuan:Silang,IamafraidIcan’tserveyoutonight,becauseHuanfeiputthecrotoninmycup.甄嬛：四郎，华妃那个毒妇在臣妾的杯子里下了巴豆，恐怕今晚臣妾不能服侍您了。Emperor:Oh,mypoordarling!Huanfei,youareacr