愚人节英语搞笑对话

精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜愚人节英语搞笑对话篇一：愚人节英语笑话愚人节英语笑话1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfool'sday?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月;行军)2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)答：whenit'srainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)答：areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜网兜装水?)答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)7.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?答：he'smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。8.what'sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?答：smiles.becausethere'samilebetweentheletter's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么问题你只能回答“yes”?答：whatdoesy-e-sspell?(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?答：inthedarkness.在黑暗中篇二：十个愚人节经典英文笑话TheSwissSpaghettiHarvestTherespectedBBCnewsshowPanoramaannouncedthatthankstoaverymildwinterandthevirtualeliminationofthedreadedspaghettiweevil,Swissfarmerswereenjoyingabumperspaghetticrop.ItaccompaniedthisannouncementwithfootageofSwisspeasantspullingstrandsofspaghettidownfromtrees.精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜Hugenumbersofviewersweretakenin.ManycalledtheBBCwantingtoknowhowtheycouldgrowtheirownspaghettitree.TothistheBBCdiplomaticallyreplied,placeasprigofspaghettiinatinoftomatosauceandhopeforthebest.SidFinchSportsIllustratedpublishedastoryaboutanewrookiepitcherwhoplannedtoplayfortheMets.HisnamewasSiddFinch,andhecouldreportedlythrowabaseballat168mphwithpinpointaccuracy.Thiswas65mphfasterthanthepreviousrecord.Surprisingly,SiddFinchhadneverevenplayedthegamebefore.Instead,hehadmasteredtheartofthepitchinaTibetanmonasteryundertheguidanceofthegreatpoet-saintLamaMalarias.Metsfanscelebratedtheirteams'amazingluckathavingfoundsuchagiftedplayer,andSportsIllustratedwasfloodedwithrequestsformoreinformation.Inrealitythislegendaryplayeronlyexistedintheimaginationoftheauthorofthearticle,GeorgePlimpton。InstantColorTVIn1962therewasonlyoneTVchannelinSweden,andit精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜broadcastinblackandwhite.Thestation'stechnicalexpert,KnellStemson,appearedonthenewstoannouncethat,thankstoanewtechnology,viewerscouldconverttheirexistingsetstodisplaycolorreception.AlltheyhadtodowaspullanylonstockingovertheirTVscreen.Stemsonproceededtodemonstratetheprocess.Thousandsofpeopleweretakenin.RegularcolorbroadcastsonlycommencedinSwedenonApril1,1970.TheTacoLibertyBellTheTacoBellCorporationannouncedithadboughttheLibertyBellandwasrenamingittheTacoLibertyBell.HundredsofoutragedcitizenscalledtheNationalHistoricParkinPhiladelphiawherethebellwashousedtoexpresstheiranger.TheirnerveswereonlycalmedwhenTacoBellrevealed,afewhourslater,thatitwasallapracticaljoke.ThebestlineofthedaycamewhenWhiteHousepresssecretaryMikeMcCurrywasaskedaboutthesale.Thinkingonhisfeet,herespondedthattheLincolnMemorialhadalsobeensold.Itwouldnowbeknown,hesaid,astheFordLincolnMercuryMemorial。SanSherriff精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜TheBritishnewspaperTheGuardianpublishedaspecialseven-pagesupplementdevotedtoSanSherriff,asmallrepublicsaidtoconsistofseveralsemi-colon-shapedislandslocatedintheIndianOcean.Aseriesofarticlesaffectionatelydescribedthegeographyandcultureofthisobscurenation.ItstwomainislandswerenamedUpperCuisseandLowerCuisse.ItscapitalwasBodoni,anditsleaderwasGeneralPica.TheGuardian'sphonesrangalldayasreaderssoughtmoreinformationabouttheidyllicholidayspot.Onlyafewnoticedthateverythingabouttheislandwasnamedafterprinter'sterminology。NixonforPresident1992:NationalPublicRadio'sTalkoftheNationprogramannouncedthatRichardNixon,inasurprisemove,wasrunningforPresidentagain.Hisnewcampaignsloganwas,Ididn'tdoanythingwrong,andIwon'tdoitagain.AccompanyingthisannouncementwereaudioclipsofNixondeliveringhiscandidacyspeech.Listenersrespondedviscerallytotheannouncement,floodingtheshowwithcallsexpressingshockandoutrage.OnlyduringthesecondhalfoftheshowdidthehostJohn精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜Huckleberryrevealthattheannouncementwasapracticaljoke.Nixon'svoicewasimpersonatedbycomedianRichLittle.AlabamaChangestheValueofPiTheApril1998issueoftheNewMexicansforScienceandReasonnewslettercontainedanarticleclaimingthattheAlabamastatelegislaturehadvotedtochangethevalueofthemathematicalconstantpifrom3.14159tothe'Biblicalvalue'of3.0.Soonthearticlemadeitswayontotheinternet,andthenitrapidlyspreadaroundtheworld,forwardedbyemail.ItonlybecameapparenthowfarthearticlehadspreadwhentheAlabamalegislaturebeganreceivinghundredsofcallsfrompeopleprotestingthelegislation.Theoriginalarticle,whichwasintendedasaparodyoflegislativeattemptstocircumscribetheteachingofevolution,waswrittenbyphysicistMarkBoslough.TheLeft-HandedWhopper1998:BurgerKingpublishedafullpageadvertisementinUSATodayannouncingtheintroductionofanewitemtotheirmenu:aLeft-HandedWhopperspecially精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜design