老友记第二季中英文对照台词

201TheOneWithRoss'NewGirlfriend201TheOneWithRoss'NewGirlfriend[Scene:CentralPerk,Phoebeisrecappinglastseason,andasshetalksweseeamontagueofscenesfromRossandRachel.]PHOEBE:Ok,sothisisprettymuchwhat'shappenedsofar.RosswasinlovewithRachelsince,youknow,forever,buteverytimehetriedtotellher,somethingkindofgotintheway,likecats,andItalianguys.FinallyChandlerwaslikeforgetaboutherbutwhenRosswasinChinaonhisdig,ChandlerletitslipthatRosswasinlovewithRachel.Shewaslike,Ohmygod.Soshewenttotheairporttomeethimwhenhecameback,butwhatshedidn'tknowwas,thatRosswasgettingofftheplanewithanotherwoman.Uh-Oh!So,that'sprettymucheverythingyouneedtoknow.But,enoughaboutus.So,how'veyoubeen?OPENINGCREDITS[Scene,TheAirport,continuedfromlastseason,RacheliswaitingforRosstocomeoftheplane,whensheseeshe'scomingoffwithanotherwoman.]201罗斯的新女友到目前为止大概是这样子打从一开始罗斯就爱瑞秋但每次他想要表白总是会遇上阻碍像是猫咪，义大利佬最后钱德劝他死心罗斯去中国考古时钱德说漏嘴罗斯爱瑞秋瑞秋非常惊讶于是她到机场接罗斯她不知道罗斯带了另一个女人下飞机大概就是这样子了说够了我们，你们近来如何?从北京飞来第457号班机已经降落对不起借过，借过!紧急事件，拜托RACHEL:Ohmygod.Ohmygod.(Shedecidestomakeabreakforit.)Excuseme.Move!Move!Emergency!Excuseme!(Shetriesclimbingoverabenchandfallsdown.)ROSS:Rache!RACHEL:Oh,thereyouare!Hi!Oh,so,so,howwasChina,you?(Hitshimwiththeflowers.)ROSS:Itwas,itwasgreat.Oh,whathappened?RACHEL:What?ROSS:You'rebleeding.RACHEL:Iam?Oh,lookatthat,yesIam.Enoughaboutme,enoughaboutme,Mr.BackfromtheOrient.Iwannaheareverything!(LooksatJulie)ROSS:Well,wheredoIstart?ThisisJulie.Julie,thisisRachel.RACHEL:Theseare,thesearen'tforyou.(toJulie)Theseareforyou.(Loudly,thinkingshecan'tspeakEnglish.)Welcometoourcountry.JULIE:(Loudly,provingshecanspeakEnglish.)Thankyou.I'mfromNewYork.RACHEL:Ok,well,notaproblem.We'lljustusethemtostopthebleeding.Ok.Baggageclaim?Ok.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegangiswaitingforRachel对不起，对不起原来你们在那里所以，所以…中国怎么样?老兄你怎么啦?你怎么啦?啊，怪怪!我是在流血别管我了周游东方的旅人我要听一切事情!什么都不要漏掉!嗯，要从何开始?这位是芙莉芙莉，这位是瑞秋…不是要给你的这些是要送给你的欢迎光临敝国谢谢，我是纽约人没关系，我用它来止血去拿行李?她去了机场准备跟罗斯坦白了天啊!这是大事什么此大事还大?这件事吗?toreturnfromtheairportwithRoss.]CHANDLER:Noway!MONICA:I'mtellingyou,shewenttotheairport,andshe'sgonnagoforitwithRoss!PHOEBE:Ohmygod.Thisishuge.Thisisbiggerthanhuge.Thisislike,allright,what'sbiggerthanhuge?JOEY:Um,this?PHOEBE:Yes.MONICA:Guys,yougotyourhaircut.CHANDLER:Yes,yes,wedid,thankstoVidalBuffay.PHOEBE:'Cause,youknow,(inthatvoice)ifyoudon'tlookgood,wedon'tlookgood.Ilovethatvoice.RACHEL:(entering,outofbreath)Airport,airport.Ross,notalone,Julie,armaroundher.Cramp,cramp.CHANDLER:Ok,Ithinkshe'stryingtotellussomething.Quick,gettheverbs.RACHEL:(toChandler)You,you,yousaidhelikedme.(RossandJulieenter)You,youslowpokes!ROSS:That'sallright,Rache,wegotthebags.Hi,hello.Julie,thisismysisterMonica.ThisisChandler.Phoebe.Joey,whatup?JOEY:Whatup?!喂，你们剪头发了是的，谢谢布菲美发大师因为如果你们丢脸我们也丢脸(广告词)我喜欢这声音各位!机场…机场…罗斯不是一个人灵搂着她抽筋一由筋她好像想说什么赶快猜动词你!你你说他喜欢我你这个慢郎中没关系，我们拿了行李这是我妹妹摩妮卡这是钱德菲比，嗨各位，这位是芙莉灵ROSS:Everyone,thisisJulie.RACHEL:(outofbreath)Julie.ALL:Ohh.(Happily)Hi!JULIE:Hi,butI'mnothere,youhaven'tmetme.I'llmakeamuchbetterfirstimpressiontomorrowwhenIdon'thave20hoursofcabandplaneonme.ROSS:Andbus.JULIE:Ohmygod.ROSS:Thescreamingguy?JULIE:Andthespitting?ROSS:Yougottahearthisstory.JULIE:We'reonthisbus,that'seasily200yearsold...ROSS:Atleast.JULIE:...andthisguy--RACHEL:Andthechickenpoopsinherlap.Oh,I'msosorry.Ijustgaveawaytheending,didn'tI?Oh!It'sjust,Ijustheardthisstoryinthecab,anditisallIcanthinkabout.MONICA:Thisisamazing.Imean,how,howdidthishappen?JULIE:Well,RossandIwereingradschooltogether.ROSS:Butwehaven'tseeneachothersincethen.WellIlandinChina,guesswho'sinchargeofthedig.我们还没见面没有连坐二十小时飞机明天我会让各位刮目相看那个尖叫的家伙…还有吐口水你们一定要听这个故事我们坐的巴士一定有两百年旧至少两百年旧只鸡拉屎在她腿上!对不起我说出了结尾，对不对?我在计程车上听了这个故事……满脑子想的都是这个真是惊人怎么发生的?罗斯与我一起上过研究所后来就没有再见面我降落在中国机场时……猜猜是谁负责探勘?就是芙莉真是太棒了!真是棒得面红耳赤棒得有苦说不出!RACHEL:Julie!Julie,isn'tthatgreat?Imean,isn'tthatjustkick-you-in-the-crotch,spit-on-your-neckfantastic?MONICA:It'sanexpression.ROSS:Well,wejustwantedtosayaquickhi,andthenwe'regonnagoseethebaby.JULIE:Andthenwe'vegottagetsomesleep.ROSS:Yeah,it'sreally6:00tomorrownightourtime.CHANDLER:Well,listen,don'ttelluswhat'sgonnahappenthough,'causeIliketobesurprised.(RossandJulieexit)RACHEL:Bye.(Sheclosesthedoorandeveryonetriestosympathizewithher.)[Scene:CentralPerk,RossandChandlerenter.]ROSS:Hey,Rache,canIgetsomecoffee?RACHEL:Yeah,sure.ROSS:Thankyou.CHANDLER:Hey,Rache,canIget--RACHEL:Didyoutalktohim?CHANDLER:Notyet.RACHEL:Then,no.(HegoestositdownnexttoRoss.)CHANDLER:SowhatthehellhappenedtoyouinChina?I她习惯这么说我们只是来打个招呼然后我们要去看宝宝然后睡一下觉现在是中国的明天晚上六点别告诉我会发生什么事我比较喜欢惊喜再见!中央公园咖啡店瑞秋，我想喝点咖啡没问题没咖啡给你你在中国发生了什么事?你离开前还疯狂爱着…你知道的我知道我爱她但我心中有这个小声音告诉我不可能成功的，死心吧你知道那是谁的声音吗?上帝?是你的声音，老哥也许是上帝模仿我的声音你说得对她眼中只把我当成朋mean,whenlastweleftyou,youweretotallyinlovewith,youknow.ROSS:Iknow,IknowIwas,buttherewasalwaysthislittlevoiceinsidethatkeptsayingit'snevergonnahappen,moveon.Youknowwhosevoicethatwas?CHANDLER:God?ROSS:Itwasyou,pal.CHANDLER:Well,maybeitwasGod,doingme.ROSS:Look,youwereright.Shelooksatmeandseesafriend,that'sall.ButthenImetJulie,andIdon'tknow,we'rehavin'agreattime.AndIhavetosay,Ineverwould'vegoneforitwithherifithadn'tbeenforyou.CHANDLER:Well,youowemeone,big